tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post1449737660693683743..comments2024-03-28T20:22:57.854+00:00Comments on Eccles is saved: Prayer 3: How to do intercessionsEccleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00357168852208499013noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-40260054321912502282015-02-16T16:26:08.201+00:002015-02-16T16:26:08.201+00:00And lest we forget, let us pray for Judas Iscariot...And lest we forget, let us pray for Judas Iscariot who has been so unjustly demonised in hate literature which is judaphobic; pray for the soul of tony bliar whose charitable war against WMD Hussein saved the world from the great chastisement and. finally, Francis Pope the postmodernist media cult figure whose rhymless poetry has tried and tested the human race for many decades (of the Rosary).LeonGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02778834856947933957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-17649091996693159572015-02-14T12:56:18.808+00:002015-02-14T12:56:18.808+00:00Oh - did you not hear? Farver Arfur's parish c...Oh - did you not hear? Farver Arfur's parish church St Darryl the Apostate ran out of money and closed after he spent the building restoration fund on installing a home-cinema in the presbytery and a giant jacuzzi in the baptistery. <br /><br />He was posted next to St Triduanatilists, where he unfortunately burned the church to the ground while attempting to exorcise the mantillas.Jadishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574649057747694825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-3841647337669906242015-02-14T10:51:36.244+00:002015-02-14T10:51:36.244+00:00I'm sure that a prayer from Fr Arthur would co...I'm sure that a prayer from Fr Arthur would contain a long list of people to be excluded.Eccleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00357168852208499013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-79741627829026326182015-02-14T10:08:30.676+00:002015-02-14T10:08:30.676+00:00Yo, Bro'.Yo, Bro'.Zephyrinushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01179350648709554049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-33973805862771460542015-02-14T10:04:20.561+00:002015-02-14T10:04:20.561+00:00But we exclude from our inclusive bidding prayers ...But we exclude from our inclusive bidding prayers all narstie traddie wimmin called Antonia, their narstie traddie family and friends, and all those who have recently come to worship at St Royston of Vasey - "A local church for local witches".Jadishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15574649057747694825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-36606428995245298042015-02-14T01:50:24.190+00:002015-02-14T01:50:24.190+00:00We pray for all people called Tony, Anthony, Toni,...We pray for all people called Tony, Anthony, Toni, Antonia, Anton, Antoine, Antonio, 安東尼, أنتوني, ... especially any known to us. Also Mr Ant, colleague of Mr Dec. Eccleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00357168852208499013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-56902270651973262492015-02-14T01:43:51.851+00:002015-02-14T01:43:51.851+00:00Who's Tony?Who's Tony?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-4691040732478385032015-02-13T21:13:07.828+00:002015-02-13T21:13:07.828+00:00Thank you for these spiritually nourishing comment...Thank you for these spiritually nourishing comments, Brother Zep.Eccleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00357168852208499013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-62302819176624884412015-02-13T20:30:33.743+00:002015-02-13T20:30:33.743+00:00Dear Eccles. Your Intercession Chappie mentioned: ...Dear Eccles. Your Intercession Chappie mentioned: "We may wish to say a prayer for all the Hildas and Matildas that we know. In fact we shall be singing "Waltzing Matilda" as our Communion Hymn later."<br /><br />In case your lot like the Latin Mass, I append "Waltzing Matilda" in Latin.<br /><br />I think you'll find that they all will love a damned good sing-song and will all congregate in the Church Hall, afterwards, for a couple of "cold tinnies".<br /><br />P.S. No Sheilas.<br /><br /><br />CARMEN VAGABUNDUM<br />(T.W.Melluish)<br /><br />[To be sung to the tune of Waltzing Matilda] <br /><br />1. tendit in fusis amnis erro lacubus<br />grato sub tegmine myrteti,<br />cecinitque tuens dum fervet igne caccabus<br />"quis comes ambiclitella mihi?"<br /><br />Chorus: ambiclitella, ambiclitella,<br />tu comes ambiclitella mihi<br />cecinitque tuens <br />dum fervet igne caccabus<br />"tu comes ambiclitella mihi"<br /><br />2. venit ovicula - vult sorbitiunculam,<br />corripit erro, exsultans vi,<br />et in peram ut condit, canit cantiunculam:<br />"tu comes ambiclitella mihi?<br /><br />Chorus: ambiclitella, ambiclitella,<br />tu comes ambiclitella mihi<br />et in peram ut condit, <br />canit cantiunculam:<br />"tu comes ambiclitella mihi"<br /><br />3. venit colonus, equitans agricola;<br />hunc comitantur tres viri.<br />"cuius in pera latet haec ovicula?"<br />tu comes ambiclitella mihi!"<br /><br />Chorus: ambiclitella, ambiclitella,<br />tu comes ambiclitella mihi<br />"cuius in pera <br />latet haec ovicula?"<br />"tu comes ambiclitella mihi!"<br /><br />4. praeceps sed erro ruit in voraginem,<br />se boat vivum nolle capi.<br />lacubusque canentem audias imaginem:<br />"tu comes ambiclitella mihi"<br /><br />Chorus: ambiclitella, ambiclitella,<br />quis comes ambiclitella mihi?<br />lacubusque canentem <br />audias imaginem:<br />"quis comes ambiclitella mihi?"<br /><br />THE END.<br />Zephyrinushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01179350648709554049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-1064986159277591062015-02-13T20:20:13.431+00:002015-02-13T20:20:13.431+00:00Dear Eccles. Your Intercession Chappie mentioned &...Dear Eccles. Your Intercession Chappie mentioned "people suffering from spots in embarrassing places".<br /><br />My Aunt Gladys reckons she's suffering a lot from her spot in Clacton (Shuffleton Crescent). She says it's very bland and boring and there's nothing to do.<br /><br />As she's very embarrassed to invite anyone back to her place ('cos it's boring, etc), is there any chance of an Intercession, please ?<br /><br />Ta.Zephyrinushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01179350648709554049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-38932757346585230952015-02-13T20:07:53.802+00:002015-02-13T20:07:53.802+00:00Dear Eccles. This week, the Soccer World Cup actua...Dear Eccles. This week, the Soccer World Cup actually gets under way, with Bhutan playing against Sri Lanka.<br /><br />Bhutan have never, ever, ever, played in the Soccer World Cup, before. Therefore, is it possible to include, in the Intercessions, a bit about Bhutan actually WINNING, please ?<br /><br />No offence is meant, implied, encouraged, exacerbated, initiated, or intimated, against Sri Lanka.<br /><br />No animals were hurt in the making of this Comment.<br />Zephyrinushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01179350648709554049noreply@blogger.com