tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post3097826437266474226..comments2024-03-28T09:49:29.979+00:00Comments on Eccles is saved: World Cup of Liturgical Abuses - the runnersEccleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00357168852208499013noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-27162415146180012842020-06-04T18:54:09.945+01:002020-06-04T18:54:09.945+01:00Vatican synods, once a bracing slap in the face of...Vatican synods, once a bracing slap in the face of Tradition, are now passe & predictable. Inspired by #WCLA, the Vatican presents its new game show: What’s My Liturgical Abuse? hosted by infamous liturgist Hannibale “Lector” Bugsbunni.<br /><br />Game rules: Lector must discern each contestant’s Liturgical Abuse and its pew-emptying potential for social distancing.<br />Contestants:<br />1. Team Martin-McCarrick. Architects of Building Bridges (Erector Set not included).<br />Lector seemed stumped by their abuse of 12 Dancing Rainbow Men. <br /><br />2. Jack Ripper. London M.E. & Prostitution Reformer. <br />Lector pronounced no judgement upon Mr. Ripper’s abuse which involved several Dancing Deaconettes, 4 muddy idols, & an Asperges squirt gun.<br /><br />3. Team Gates-Soros who cleverly claimed the right to remain silent (The Dubia Defense). <br /><br />Finally Lector announced: “I’ll bite. Top Prize goes to our entire network of Population Control & Liturgical Abuse experts. That should empty plenty of pews. <br />Say, where are all those Trad Catholics headed now...?<br />Lady Jane Perduehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02816304333109576404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-5122491689195709412020-05-31T19:03:50.397+01:002020-05-31T19:03:50.397+01:0016.16.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598718309398329733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-91695841239951535972020-05-29T10:13:05.935+01:002020-05-29T10:13:05.935+01:00All but asperges guns, because we don't have a...All but asperges guns, because we don't have asperges. Larshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11688771673687970433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-105455390137069312020-05-27T03:14:31.886+01:002020-05-27T03:14:31.886+01:0021 from parishes in the UK and Canada21 from parishes in the UK and CanadaCanukFrankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12992896622431493185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-23107274599269262792020-05-25T22:59:40.347+01:002020-05-25T22:59:40.347+01:0026 because I live in Florida. 26 because I live in Florida. Susan Matthiesenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03507964871759902557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-44816646942934836892020-05-25T17:16:40.933+01:002020-05-25T17:16:40.933+01:00Yay! I've been looking forward to another Eccl...Yay! I've been looking forward to another Eccles World Cup. The options are agone though. In each round I'd like to vote for about two or three! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-59942107510269239242020-05-24T20:48:40.840+01:002020-05-24T20:48:40.840+01:00I made it to 29. I wish I lived a more sheltered ...I made it to 29. I wish I lived a more sheltered life.Pengonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12947929971708105337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-64949932351475790072020-05-24T20:43:28.068+01:002020-05-24T20:43:28.068+01:00Pope Francis calls priest while he is celebrating ...Pope Francis calls priest while he is celebrating Mass, reading the Gospel, priest takes call, pauses Mass to give Pope a round of applause. https://gloria.tv/post/3heEaCw3SA2YBKU1zkKLnTG9xmazarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15217902381707497139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-55268342930266592182020-05-24T15:47:27.493+01:002020-05-24T15:47:27.493+01:00I'm counting my blessings. I've been at th...I'm counting my blessings. I've been at this parish for approximately 17 years and count only to 11 (and a couple-- the IGMR specifically authorizes felt banners, I'm fairly certain, in a footnote somewhere-- I can't conscientiously count as abuse, as much as I'd like to). Am not going to revisit the trauma of the Jesuit parishes etc pre-2000 for the sake of anybody's World Cup. Sorry, Eccles. :-)Marc in Eugenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04331547981498637474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-34314033857604213012020-05-24T15:39:33.158+01:002020-05-24T15:39:33.158+01:00I wondered what a Commentator was too. I don't...I wondered what a Commentator was too. I don't think I have seen one of those. I am surprised that arm waving conducting by someone up on the altar has not been included in the list. An unnecessary distraction. In my parish we are all capable of singing in unison the Credo, Gloria, etc without the aid of a 'demented windmill' up front. Yet in some parishes even the simplest of hymns has to be accompanied by an arm waver.Pelerinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11242844701379703515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-7775888244963686902020-05-24T07:26:00.197+01:002020-05-24T07:26:00.197+01:00Must have led a very sheltered (and blessed) life ...Must have led a very sheltered (and blessed) life as a Catholic... only 17 and that's simply because of all the school Masses I've had to sit through, as well as occasional visits to the Cathedral...Mulier Fortishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01186202810919174492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-8617210863599185352020-05-24T03:28:53.736+01:002020-05-24T03:28:53.736+01:00I've got you beat Hilary! I count 26, and I di...I've got you beat Hilary! I count 26, and I didn't even count 'copies of the Tablet'. Never seen that in the States, but I have seen the National 'Catholic' Distorter and Sinn Fein papers!Jovan-Marya Weismiller, T.O.Carm.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05563666190071708640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-6666895252637134492020-05-24T00:40:43.445+01:002020-05-24T00:40:43.445+01:00I've tried (very hard) to start counting, but,...I've tried (very hard) to start counting, but, HONESTLY, I CANNOT stop LAUGHING !!!<br /><br />I really MUST have a good read of VAT TWO Documents. That should stop me laughing.Zephyrinushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01179350648709554049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-51292524341911302922020-05-23T19:50:27.731+01:002020-05-23T19:50:27.731+01:00My number's 16, and that's just from the o...My number's 16, and that's just from the occasional wedding/funeral/first Communion. Voting may be tough because really they're all worst. But I'll give it my best.Mary Kayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15177771196355631149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-27015503088526549122020-05-23T19:27:11.677+01:002020-05-23T19:27:11.677+01:00Wow! 24. Wow! 24. Hilary Jane Margaret Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03771332473693479830noreply@blogger.com