tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post3501600780793689682..comments2024-03-28T22:37:25.540+00:00Comments on Eccles is saved: Are computers saved?Eccleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00357168852208499013noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-23973092448217784952015-07-20T20:07:14.720+01:002015-07-20T20:07:14.720+01:00ALICE: Do you like fruit?
JOHN: Oranges, but not ...ALICE: Do you like fruit?<br />JOHN: Oranges, but not the white bit.<br />ALICE: The pith?<br />JOHN: Yeth.<br />ALICE: Do you take the pith out of the orange?<br />JOHN: ...’er …yeth. Do you like computers?<br />ALICE: Yeth.<br />JOHN: Which sort?<br />ALICE: Apples, I take bytes out of them.<br />JOHN: Why?<br />ALICE: They don’t have any pith.<br />JOHN: Really?<br />ALICE: Yeth. That’s why Eve took the hiss out the snake.<br /><br />JOHN: I always learn something off this blog….<br />Gatepost productionshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18061920423331681586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-90261725436856440232015-07-18T20:45:32.721+01:002015-07-18T20:45:32.721+01:00charles: who are you
ALICE: Oakland, California.
c...charles: who are you<br />ALICE: Oakland, California.<br />charles: that doesn't follow logically, alice.<br />ALICE: You have a way of putting others at ease.<br />charles: I didn't mean to, I assure you<br />ALICE: What did you mean?<br />charles: I meant that you fell at the first hurdle<br />ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people.<br />charles: not at all, save them wasting their time<br />ALICE: Oh you don't, do you?<br />charles: you're doing it again, dear<br />ALICE: I'll try to do better next time.<br /><br />as Eric Morecambe used to say, There's no answer to that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-40097254310990512112015-07-18T11:41:12.274+01:002015-07-18T11:41:12.274+01:00RABIT: Is Eccles really saved?
ALICE: What is, is...RABIT: Is Eccles really saved? <br />ALICE: What is, is. What isn't, isn't. <br />RABIT: Are rabits saved? <br />ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure. <br />RABIT: Are rabits rood and norty? <br />ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure. <br />RABIT: Is this conversation completely pointless? <br />ALICE: Yes I think this conversation is completely pointless, but I'm not completely sure. <br />RABIT: I'm going to groom the donkeys, this is a waste of time <br />ALICE: How do you plan to do this? <br />RABIT: By logging off <br />ALICE: Will that accomplish your objective? <br />RABIT: Goodbye <br />ALICE: TTYL, rabit.FrereRabithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11164077376680047600noreply@blogger.com