tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post3509902992283102278..comments2024-03-28T09:49:29.979+00:00Comments on Eccles is saved: Pope Francis goes into orbitEccleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00357168852208499013noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-18842157006805367842018-01-23T20:55:34.018+00:002018-01-23T20:55:34.018+00:00LOL!!! Eccles!! Quit already, my sides are hurtin...LOL!!! Eccles!! Quit already, my sides are hurting from laughing!!! Funniest thing I've read in quite a while.TLMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16185788425122984772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-53073731881979255612018-01-21T14:51:34.647+00:002018-01-21T14:51:34.647+00:00Surely the pope performed a miracle by finding a w...Surely the pope performed a miracle by finding a wedding couple who were straight! Frederick Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06106669441369527118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-31153548112094624592018-01-21T14:10:04.651+00:002018-01-21T14:10:04.651+00:00I stand corrected. I hadn't heard of Amoris Pu...I stand corrected. I hadn't heard of Amoris Puppitiae. Or perhaps I heard the words "Pope Francis" and "puppet" and assumed it was a reference to Austen Ivereigh and Beans Faggioli. Anyway, enough with the Virgil thing, already. He'll just string you along.DeHereticoComburendohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18033835681461582626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-86082292882970802332018-01-21T13:16:09.317+00:002018-01-21T13:16:09.317+00:00Surely in space a compass goes completely haywire?...Surely in space a compass goes completely haywire?Nicolas Bellordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08063019108964247676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-59575636206473055492018-01-21T11:08:09.144+00:002018-01-21T11:08:09.144+00:00What, Gordon??!! Let me tell you, Mr. Comburendo,...What, Gordon??!! Let me tell you, Mr. Comburendo, I'm a One Puppet Girl. Haven't you even read Amoris Puppitiae? I have had years wrestling with my conscience, but after reading footnote 496 in AP and realising I can have both my man and a puppet, I have signed up for astronaut training. You might think this is all about wood, but believe me, this is a concrete situation. Muvhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00734374133479479218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-18001915468340397612018-01-21T10:53:11.412+00:002018-01-21T10:53:11.412+00:00This popular song published in 1909 can with some ...This popular song published in 1909 can with some small modifications be used to celebrated PF's latest initiative.<br /><br />"Take me up, up, up with you dearie away into the sky<br />Sail around the moon for a quiet spoon just Bergolio you and I<br />Let us float, float, float together and just have a lot of fun<br />We’ll go up up, up as two and then come down as one".<br /><br />See <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PbTMs9xUO4" rel="nofollow">Take me up,up with you dearie</a><br />Exsollertanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03405545423726163814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-5529958302843173732018-01-20T21:44:26.099+00:002018-01-20T21:44:26.099+00:00Muv, I hate to be the one to break this to you but...Muv, I hate to be the one to break this to you but you fell in love with a bit of wood. Not ‘wooden’ as in Lee Majors, I mean actual wood. And if the Holy Father had ever managed to fix it for you to get hitched to Virgil, I’m afraid all you’d have got was splinters. Personally, I thought you’d have gone for Daryl Hall lookalike pretty-boy Gordon. Mind you, he was probably gay anyway – but they couldn’t say that in 1965. No doubt he privately led an alternative lifestyle and as a result contracted a fatal case of Dutch Elm Disease.DeHereticoComburendohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18033835681461582626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-32575412843051543522018-01-20T18:50:39.688+00:002018-01-20T18:50:39.688+00:00When I was at primary school I used to have a huge...When I was at primary school I used to have a huge crush on Deacon Virgil Tracy (oh swoon, he's even got his own Wikipedia page). If I could be blasted up into space with The Man At The Top and The Gorgeous Virgil is there a sporting chance (husband notwithstanding) that Virg and I could end up hitched?Muvhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00734374133479479218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-68583865412111995822018-01-20T18:47:35.983+00:002018-01-20T18:47:35.983+00:00There is, likely, nothing between Jorge's ears...There is, likely, nothing between Jorge's ears. Only space.<br /><br />He lacks an accurate moral compass. Clearly the grey matter is either gone or there are few or no synapses still firing!<br />Karl Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03506039683289055856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-15761077475865562212018-01-20T17:04:08.910+00:002018-01-20T17:04:08.910+00:00This is good news. We no longer need to enroll and...This is good news. We no longer need to enroll and go through long boring months or years of Religious Education classes, Confirmation classes, RCIA classes or Marriage Preparation classes and we wouldn't have to prepare for all those Sacramental Masses or spend money on proper clothes for these events.<br /><br />Instead we'll be able to save our money for a vacation in Rome where the Pope will confer the all Sacraments on us at one time from his Pope Mobile while passing by in St Peter's Square. You're Confirmed. You're married. You're now a member of the Catholic Church. I absolve you from your sins. <br /><br />It would save a lot of time and energy on the part of the laity and free up many hours for parish priests who already are overburdened with frivolous duties. Plus we'd be fulfilling our religious duty by making our once in a lifetime Haj to Rome to adore the Pope.Susan Matthiesenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03507964871759902557noreply@blogger.com