tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post7993616433384423599..comments2024-03-28T09:49:29.979+00:00Comments on Eccles is saved: How to worship a life-jacketEccleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00357168852208499013noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-55152599534934988752019-12-22T16:41:49.314+00:002019-12-22T16:41:49.314+00:00Brilliant.Brilliant.JabbaPapahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10083219719210167786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-47247865707077229132019-12-22T15:32:58.124+00:002019-12-22T15:32:58.124+00:00never mind. It would have a wrecking ball.never mind. It would have a wrecking ball.Osusannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17182930197449324545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-61423711748774180422019-12-22T13:15:55.736+00:002019-12-22T13:15:55.736+00:00The "woke" 21st Century crucifix shall b...The "woke" 21st Century crucifix shall bear a Pachamama to the right, a Sovieticrux to the hard left, a Halal lifejacket in the centre, a Hijab at the crown, and the foot shall be trampling down upon a sea of Christian Martyrs and Prophets, Visionaries and Saints.<br /><br />And anyone who rejects it shall be condemned to one million years in purgatory, in celebration of the reasonable hope that all men are saved (™ & © Bishop Barron, given that Cardinal Von Balthasar himself firmly rejected the proposal in his study of it).JabbaPapahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10083219719210167786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-29928321263096871372019-12-22T13:09:39.095+00:002019-12-22T13:09:39.095+00:00the title to this post led me to expect you were g...the title to this post led me to expect you were going to give us the ritual and the rubrics for it. I am disappointed. Any chance of a second post?Alexis Bugnolohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04163885124773316239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-10854701743072864142019-12-22T13:03:38.315+00:002019-12-22T13:03:38.315+00:00Mayday --The Vati-Titanic was steaming full-speed...Mayday --The Vati-Titanic was steaming full-speed ahead through troubled waters. Capt. Ice-Berg was off-course, the helmsman taking the wheel was just following orders, the lookout in the crow’s nest forgot his binoculars, ice-Berg warnings were ignored, and the radioman was distracted. What could possibly go wrong? <br /><br />The eyes of the world were upon Vati-Titanic’s race to set a new world record for breaking with Sacred Scripture & Tradition. In a pre-launch BBC interview Capt. Ice-Berg had boasted: <br />It is not to be excluded that I may enter history as the one who split Vati-Titanic in two. <br />Of course, my unsinkable ship will remain afloat, albeit listing heavily to port.<br /> <br />After these arrogant, ominous words, a great shudder ran through the world.<br />Now tonight, somewhere in the North Atlantic…Full speed ahead! Another great shudder ran from bow to rudder. A crewman hurried to find & inform the captain: We’ve struck a really big ice-Berg! The captain placated him: To capsize is unthinkable. I am unsinkable.<br /><br />The First Mate stared at the captain; then turning to the faithful crew he told them:<br />Capt. Ice-Berg has gone over the heretical edge. He excommunicated himself & all his cardinals via Morse Code and is now nailing Life-Jacketa-mama’s colors to the mast. Man the lifeboats!<br /><br />Later that night… The saved crew sat stunned and shivering in their lifeboats as they watched Vati-Titanic slowly sink below the surface. All seemed hopeless. Suddenly the darkness was dispersed as the sun shot to its apex, instantly drying and warming the people. <br /><br />The prophetic vision of St. John Bosco came alive. A miracle of strength and beauty appeared on the horizon sailing serenely toward them on a silvery sea. The majestic ship was flying the royal flag of HMS Barque of Peter. The truly unsinkable ship.<br />St. Peter held the wheel, steering straight between two great pillars. One pillar bore the image of Sancta Maria Regina Coeli. The other pillar bore the image of Corpus Domini Jesu Christi. <br /><br />Haltingly at first, then with increasing fervor the survivors sang with one joyful voice:<br />Holy God we praise Thy Name<br />Lord of all we bow before Thee<br />All on Earth Thy scepter claim<br />All in Heaven above adore Thee<br />Infinite Thy vast domain, Everlasting is Thy reign<br />Infinite thy vast domain, Everlasting is Thy reign <br />Lady Jane Perduehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02816304333109576404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-52361161327385650552019-12-21T23:10:32.026+00:002019-12-21T23:10:32.026+00:00Dear Eccles.
Reference the Vatican Chie . . . (gl...Dear Eccles.<br /><br />Reference the Vatican Chie . . . (glub, glub, glub, glub . . .)Zephyrinushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01179350648709554049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-36589487783092234072019-12-21T22:48:08.893+00:002019-12-21T22:48:08.893+00:00Where is the cross for the persecuted Chinese Cath...Where is the cross for the persecuted Chinese Catholics? Osusannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17182930197449324545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-14055255299304932272019-12-21T21:49:57.463+00:002019-12-21T21:49:57.463+00:00LOL! I sea water you did there, Chestertonian! 😉
...LOL! I sea water you did there, Chestertonian! 😉<br /><br /> If pachamama stands for “Mother Earth”, <br />then, <br />I’m guessing that (Life)JacketPapaCross is supposed to stand for “Papa Wawa” or “Papa Water”! <br /><br />So far, it seems he has the Earth & Water/Sea covered. Wow! <br /> Let me see... Pagan religions seem to like stuff like Earth, Wind, Fire, Water,... <br /><br />Now, I wonder what or whom will represent the BIG WIND!?! I have a suggestion!!! <br /><br /> As far as the Fire, I doubt it’s considered proper or ‘in vogue’ anymore at the New/NU Vatican to use actual Catholic representatives of Fire, like the Holy Spirit,...so I’m guessing they’ll just use the ol’ hothead from H-E-double toothpicks(II) to represent FIRE for their New/NU Pagan FakeCatholic “Religion”!<br /><br />Prayprayprayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17969335585903492626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-74516202456234468892019-12-21T21:47:10.156+00:002019-12-21T21:47:10.156+00:00The Holy Beach Ball of a few years ago indeed riva...The Holy Beach Ball of a few years ago indeed rivals the Holy Life jacket in anti-papal stupidity.P. O'Brienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03184466434314298715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-76837252271872679152019-12-21T21:05:01.369+00:002019-12-21T21:05:01.369+00:00Any chance he might water down this new teaching?Any chance he might water down this new teaching?Chestertoniannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00622270949984588126noreply@blogger.com