tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post451529661462405290..comments2024-03-28T22:37:25.540+00:00Comments on Eccles is saved: Fortune tellers cannot save youEccleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00357168852208499013noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-14440793948292837102013-04-09T20:16:58.352+01:002013-04-09T20:16:58.352+01:00Hey Eccles, what do the tea leafs say about your f...Hey Eccles, what do the tea leafs say about your future? Anti Molly is gonna break another bottle over your dumb head again?st boscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02777336005065896647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-2507931803557782772013-04-07T16:06:48.182+01:002013-04-07T16:06:48.182+01:00As the Rabit inside the box, I can accurately repo...As the Rabit inside the box, I can accurately report the conversation between Pope Francis and Pope Emeritus Benedict. It went exactly like this:<br /><br />BENEDETTO: Well you can take that smile off your face, sunshine. I've looked at your Pinocchio liturgy on YouTube. Do you want to drag us all back into the 1970s?<br /><br />FRANCESCO: With respect, humble brother Pope, We wouldn't have been in the 1970s if we hadn't gone through the 1960s, and you know where the liturgical bodies are buried. That's more than I know.<br /><br />BENEDETTO: Never mind that. Who brought in the Motu Proprio then?<br /><br />FRANCESCO: The what?<br /><br />BENEDETTO: Exactly. And I've seen the photos of you being "blessed" by protestants. Don't you realise protestants are not "The Church" but simply ecclesial favelas? <br /><br />FRANCESCO: I simply followed your example, humble brother poor Pope.<br /><br />BENEDETTO: What?<br /><br />FRANCESCO: I saw you administer the Holy Sacrament to Brother Roger of Taizé - a protestant - and I thought you meant us all to follow in your footsteps.<br /><br />BENEDETTO: And I suppose you'll be washing women's feet next?<br /><br />FRANCESCO: Good idea, brother humble neighbour Pope. I'll start next Thursday.FrereRabithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11164077376680047600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-66059032011677695502013-04-05T20:15:03.136+01:002013-04-05T20:15:03.136+01:00So that's where the rabit has gone. Good magic...So that's where the rabit has gone. Good magic trick to get the donks in xx JessJessica Hoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00336601507234428836noreply@blogger.com