tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post5818946003126725622..comments2024-03-28T20:22:57.854+00:00Comments on Eccles is saved: Why can't Christians be more like Muslims?Eccleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00357168852208499013noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-91197923432478158502018-08-11T01:10:33.672+01:002018-08-11T01:10:33.672+01:00Maybe then a Christian will be able to migrate int...Maybe then a Christian will be able to migrate into Great Britain from the Middle East. No Christian has been able to do it thus far, but when there is declared Christianophobia, they have a chance. Kathleen1031https://www.blogger.com/profile/10201084623185206141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-25712972114544172102018-08-10T15:56:36.541+01:002018-08-10T15:56:36.541+01:00So which is better? The letter box bishop/cardinal...So which is better? The letter box bishop/cardinal or the bank robber version?<br /> <br />The letter box is functional, predictable and unlikely to disturb the public peace. You'd be unlikely, in fact, to bother crossing the road for a closer look.<br /> <br />The bank robber on the other hand is daring to the point of recklessness, resourceful and no respecter of society's mores.<br /> <br />Give me the bank robber prelate any day. OK, even though he'll try to minimise any collateral damage, he might end up spilling some claret while going about his business but it will all be in a good cause.<br /> Blottohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08646938871019017846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-1288222387144130942018-08-10T01:44:35.200+01:002018-08-10T01:44:35.200+01:00How did Herman's Hermits survive the Dissoluti...How did Herman's Hermits survive the Dissolution of the Monasteries? Took to the hills and sang music hall plainchant, I suppose.Muvhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00734374133479479218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-22604074595242274532018-08-09T22:15:07.430+01:002018-08-09T22:15:07.430+01:00Dear Eccles, this is a genius plan. I think I coul...Dear Eccles, this is a genius plan. I think I could fancy joining the Baptists in the Bible bashing, then whenever an incident of this brand of Christian terrorism occurs all the other Christians, instead of expressing sorrow for the victims or coming up with ways to prevent this in future, can bang on about how they're the real victims because Christianophobia will now be on the rise in the form of people giving us funny looks on the bus and my parents will go on the news saying how shocked they are because I'd always been a lovely girl before this and I must have been radicalised online as it had naff all to do with my upbringing. Furthermore, whenever a cheeky condom is left on a church step it shall make the national headlines and the culprit shall die mysteriously halfway through his 12 month sentence and no one will care how or why.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4508374680487030801.post-85194288170219974972018-08-09T17:04:26.289+01:002018-08-09T17:04:26.289+01:00"Why does ev'ryone do what the others do?..."Why does ev'ryone do what the others do?<br />Can't a woman learn to use her head?<br />Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do?<br />Why don't they grow up- well, like their father instead?<br />Why can't a woman take after a man?<br />Men are so pleasant, so easy to please;<br />Wherever you're with them, you're always at ease"<br /><br />OOOpa... I guess that is right out now, too?newguy40https://www.blogger.com/profile/07691117339629857830noreply@blogger.com