Ha ha, you used the catholic ten commandments brother Eccles. Notice how the 2nd commandment has been changed. They got rid of that pesky "do not make or worship or bow befor graven images." My hats off to the catholic church. That takes guts to get rid of commandments they don't like. So come on all you faithful cathols...its Ok to bow befor any and all graven images. Hold on to them tight...that trip to hell can get breezy.
The Calvary Chapel, with its graven image of a dove.
Regular readers of this blog will know that Bosco is a member of the Calumny Chapel, and he kisses a cement dove before he goes to bed each night. Apart from that, he is very tough on graven images - for example he threw out a photo of our Anti Moly just in case anyone in the house was tempted to bow down and worship it.
Not to be worshipped.
Still, as someone on a continuing spiritual journey, I do have a question to ask of the experts. "Graven" seems to mean "engraved" or "sculpted", like Bosco's cement dove. Are paintings and photographs evil? Or only if you worship them? Here's another test case, a 1938 painting of Catholic bloggers Fr Tim Finigan and Mrs Caroline Farrow as children (haven't they worn well?)
Does this break the 1st (or 2nd) commandment?
Our old friend Damian Thompson is known to worship cupcakes: indeed, he has written a book on addiction, and how he attended Cupcakes Anonymous meetings in a vain attempt to break himself of this habit. We did think he was now cured, but last time I went round to see him, I found him kneeling before the graven images below.
A clear breach of the commandments.
Well, the general consensus - Bosco and the Muslims aside - seems to be that making images is not the real problem, so much as worshipping false gods; and that is taken care of by the first commandment.
"He just worships that bicycle..."
Darling eccles, I hope Bosco will pay attention - he seems to grasp it for a while, and dear Chalice don on mine does his best, but then he takes a swig of gin and all is lost xx Jess
ReplyDeleteIs the poster with piggies on it not mohametanophobic?
ReplyDeleteAny true traditional Catholic knows that the NO takes its attendees for a ride anyway. The last pic tells all.
ReplyDeleteDear Sir,
ReplyDeleteOn the question of graven images I need hardly point out that most post-Vatican II catholics have always regarded the imposition of conservative right wing soppy pictures of saints (e.g. the Curay de Arse) as an oppressive and fascist semiological indoctrination aimed at crushing us under the jackboot of God's love, which is ultimately destined for the garbage can of historicity, in which the traddy dog will sing its swansong and be thrown into the shredder of post-modernity.
Yours inconclusively,
Ferdinand Mass-Trousers,
ACTA Photocopier Elect
Does anyone really think that a man bending the knee to propose to a woman is worshiping her?
ReplyDeleteI always insist on it, as all women should :) Perhaps that's what Bosco doesn't like?
DeleteCatholics have their brains pureed into a banana smoothie by their master satan. The command says not to bow befor things made by human hands. Is a human a graven image, you idiots? People bow to other people as a greeting and what not. people are not graven images. Yet you brain dead religious people accuse me of being against bowing to other humans. I guess that makes you feel better about bowing befor your palster and cemet idols. get to it. Tammuz is witing for you. Bring your beads.
ReplyDeleteO bruvver Bosco, we knows you is against gravven images.
DeleteSome day we isgonna have to teach you the uvver commandments, my dere.