Thursday, 14 November 2024

Liberal priests announce sex strike

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In protest against the election of Donald Trump as president of the United States of America, many liberal priests have decided to join sex ...
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Wednesday, 13 November 2024

The World Cup of post-Biblical saints - nominations requested

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I am asking for trouble here, as I shall probably be swamped with nominations. I decided to make this world cup post-Biblical, first becaus...
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Saturday, 9 November 2024

Answering your Catholic questions

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In these turbulent times, leadership of the Catholic Church is not all it should be, and so many people come to this blog for spiritual guid...
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Monday, 4 November 2024

The best and the worst

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Nothing new here, just a list of the winners of all the world cups we have conducted. I will keep it updated as new competitions are held. ...
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Friday, 25 October 2024

The 2024 World Cup of Synod Jargon

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On about October 8th, when we have decided what the worst hymn is, we shall start the 2024 World Cup of Synod Jargon. The 2023 World Cup v...
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Wednesday, 9 October 2024

It's Radcliffe Mania!

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Are YOU organizing a synod? Well, if not, why not? Have you not heard the Holy Father tell us that the essence of Catholicism is its synoda...
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Saturday, 21 September 2024

Muddled Jorge gets provisional Vatican approval

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The Vatican on Thursday issued a statement acknowledging that some spiritual fruits had come from the regular apparitions of Muddled Jorge, ...
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Tuesday, 17 September 2024

The sin against synodality

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Most readers are aware of the seven deadly sins - pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony and sloth - and some readers may even have comm...
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Monday, 16 September 2024

Eight hymns you don't want to sing

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So we have reached the quarter-finals of the 2024 World Cup of Bad Hymns , and here are the remaining atrocities, with some useful descripti...
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Friday, 13 September 2024

All roads lead to God

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In Singapore, Pope Francis has explained to some children that all religions are paths to reach God. As a public service, we present some ...
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Thursday, 5 September 2024

A Pastoral Letter from Bishop Arnold

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I've read it so you don't have to - here is a shortened version of the original text . Dear Sisters and Brothers in Christ - als...
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Monday, 26 August 2024

Which bits of the Bible can we omit?

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There's been a bit of controversy this week about the second reading in the Novus Ordo Mass, which was Ephesians 5:21-32: this has some ...
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Cupich is asked to install abortion chapel in Holy Name Cathedral

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Following his successful participation in the Democratic National Convention last week, Cardinal Blase Cupich, known to regular readers as t...
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Tuesday, 6 August 2024

The second World Cup of Bad Hymns

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As a distraction from all the other problems in the world, we'll have another world cup. I had planned a sumptuous opening ceremony, wi...
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Monday, 29 July 2024

Vatican welcomes Olympics opening ceremony

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Last week's Olympics opening ceremony has been greeted warmly by Vatican staff and their friends. For any readers who were on another pl...
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Sunday, 7 July 2024

Quick World Cup of Latin Mass Letter Writers

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As is probably well known to most readers, 48 fairly famous people, mostly from the world of writing, music and politics, signed a letter to...
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