Wednesday, 2 September 2015

Flirting with the SSPX

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QUAERITUR: Dear Father Eccles, Pope Francis has said that during the Year of Mercy, Catholics may make their confession to SSPX priests and...
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Sunday, 23 August 2015

Hackers set to reveal embarrassing list of names

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Following the hacking of the Ashley Madison adultery website , and the embarrassment caused by the release of a large list of subscribers...
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Saturday, 22 August 2015

Pope Francis embraces the Spirit of Corbyn

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As Jeremy Corbyn MP looks increasingly likely to become the next leader of the Labour party, support has come from an unexpected (?) source,...
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Friday, 21 August 2015

Giles Fraser appointed Bishop of Calais

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Following his trip to the refugee camp near Calais, and his triumphant appearance on Songs of Praise , it has been revealed that Father Gil...
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Wednesday, 12 August 2015

I'm too judgemental, admits God

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Following some scathing criticism from Mr "Andy" Burnham , who is a candidate for the five-year position of Leader of the Oppos...
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Sunday, 9 August 2015

QUAERITUR: What do I do if my priest is a loony?

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QUAERITUR: For the last 2 weeks we have had a visiting priest, while Fr M is away in Barbados (or it may be Grimsby, I don't know). This...
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Saturday, 8 August 2015

Piers Morgan elected Pope

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A startling prediction by the pundit Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan (I didn't make that up), commonly known as Piers Morgan, that he would be...
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Friday, 7 August 2015

Scotland Yard investigates Moses

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As part of the latest stage of Operation Yewsless, in which the police investigate the lives of dead celebrities to see whether they may hav...
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Tuesday, 4 August 2015

Robin Hood defends traditional marriage

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Over to Sherwood Forest , where Robin Hood is addressing his merry men. Well met, my friends, it is good to see you all: Friar Tuck, Maid M...
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Monday, 3 August 2015

I'm a Catholic - get me out of here!

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Following the news that Pope Francis sent a special apostolic blessing to Mr Declan "Dec" Donnelly on his wedding day, it turns ...
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Saturday, 1 August 2015

Cecil the Lion to be canonized

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The death of Cecil the Lion ("the most popular African since Nelson Mandela") has hit the world hard, and both David Cameron and B...
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Thursday, 30 July 2015

Telling lies for Jesus

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There has been an impassioned debate on Twitter about whether it can ever be "right" to tell lies. I was thinking of joining in, b...
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Wednesday, 29 July 2015

Cecil - the world mourns

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Led as always by celebrities Ricky Gervais, Piers Morgan, Cara Delevingne, Claudia Lee, etc. etc., the world has rushed to condemn the untim...
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Sunday, 26 July 2015

What is a prominent Catholic?

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Fifty prominent Catholics have written a letter on welfare reform to the Tablet . Since it was behind a paywall (the so-called "Dark W...
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Saturday, 25 July 2015

2+2=4: is it a matter of faith?

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Although it seems to provide the answer to many questions of life, and although many holy witnesses have testified to its truth, we have to ...
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Wednesday, 22 July 2015

There's only one religious scandal

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We've seen a few religious scandals recently, but they all have exactly the same plot. A controversial person moves into a job previousl...
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