Thursday, 1 December 2022

The next conclave

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Cardinal Farrell (camerlengo): By popular demand, I am stepping down from the organization of this conclave, and our brother Cardinal Eccle...
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Sunday, 27 November 2022

Francis "shocked" to discover that China is ruled by baddies

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The Vatican-China deal (arranged by that wily oriental Pa-Ro Lin) is now in tatters, after the Chinese went ahead and appointed two new card...
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Friday, 25 November 2022

Comedy award for Martin and Ive

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The popular comedy duo, Martin and Ive, has just swept the board in the prestigious Francis Awards, defeating Cardinal Becciu's solo ro...
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Monday, 21 November 2022

The Last Trump Returns to Twitter

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Yes, the Last Trump is back! The moment that we have all been waiting for - since the world is such a horrible place at present - can be exp...
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Sunday, 20 November 2022

The Arthur Roche Thanksgiving Mass

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The scene: Leeds Cathedral, Yorkshire. The date: Monday 14th November 2022. The event: A thanksgiving mass to celebrate the elevation...
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Wednesday, 19 October 2022

Satan appointed to Pontifical Academy for Life

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Archbishop Paglia has expressed his delight at the appointment of Satan, the well-known religious figure, as a new member of the Pontifical ...
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Sunday, 2 October 2022

Melon girl bad!

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Some of our leading Catholic commentators (notably Massimo "Beans" Faggioli and Christopher "Lambchop" Lamb) have pointe...
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Sunday, 25 September 2022

The synod to end all synods

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Yes, it's the synod to end all synods. A small group of specially-chosen "experts" is going through all the reports received f...
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Tuesday, 20 September 2022

The eight worst cardinals

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The second World Cup of Bad Cardinals has reached the quarter-final knockout stage, and we have the following contests to look forward to....
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Tuesday, 30 August 2022

The 2nd World Cup of Bad Cardinals - the runners

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Well, it's not quite 4 years since the first World Cup of Bad Cardinals , but for obvious reasons now seems like an appropriate time to ...
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Sunday, 28 August 2022

An interview with Arthur Roche

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I was privileged to join Christopher Lambchop (of the Bitter Pill ) and Christopher Whitebait (of the Fishwrap ) in a sycophantic intervew o...
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Saturday, 27 August 2022

James Martin apologises

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Well, you know how it is. One of your best mates dies, and he just happens to be an embezzler who stole $450,000 to pay off a homosexual par...
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Friday, 5 August 2022

Al Capone makes a statement on the Chicago massacre

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Chicago, 1929. Cardinal Al Capone of the Chicago Outfit has issued a statement concerning the suppression of the North Side Institute on F...
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Sunday, 31 July 2022

A successful week for Pope Francis

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As Pope Francis keeps telling us, he is an old man, and starting to slow down. He hasn't slapped a pilgrim for several weeks, nor person...
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