Tuesday, 28 June 2016

Pope says Catholics should apologise to the Jesuits

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In his latest aeroplane conversations, Pope Francis was asked whether he agreed with Cardinal "Rhino" Marx's recent suggestio...
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Saturday, 25 June 2016

The Book of Brexodus, Chapter 6

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Continued from Chapter 5. 1. So the children of Britain came finally to vote on whether they should remain in the land of EUgypt. 2. And ...
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Friday, 24 June 2016

Justin Welby and Vincent Nichols resign

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Justin Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury, and Vincent Nichols, Cardinal Archbishop of Westminster, offered their shock resignations today, fol...
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Wednesday, 22 June 2016

The Book of Brexodus, Chapter 5

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Continued from Chapter 4 1. So the great day approached, on which the children of Britain were to vote. Should they stay in EUgypt, or se...
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Tuesday, 21 June 2016

How to be a Good Pope 4

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Continued from Part 1 , Part 2 and Part 3 . As we have pointed out before, it is quite likely that one or two of our readers will end u...
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Monday, 20 June 2016

Baroness Warsi quits the Catholic Church

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In a stunning body-blow to the Catholic Church, Sayeeda Hussein Warsi, also known as Baroness Warsi, has announced that from now on she is j...
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Sunday, 19 June 2016

A saved poet replies to Carol Ann Duffy

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Poor Carol Ann Duffy has made a brave attempt to write the worst poem ever seen - after a dozen lines claiming that all sorts of people ar...
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Friday, 17 June 2016

Pope claims that most Catholics are bastards

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Pope Francis, in his usual friendly I-hates-you-all-because-you-is-not-saved-only-I-is-saved style, has claimed that most Catholic marriages...
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Wednesday, 1 June 2016

The martyrdom of Harambe the gorilla

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The entire universe is naturally incensed this week after the shooting of Harambe the gorilla at Cincinnati Zoo, when he was believed to be ...
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Monday, 30 May 2016

Pope Francis issues pep pills to all clergy

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Following his criticism of Catholic clergy for not working hard enough , Pope Francis will be issuing papal pep pills to all priests, deaco...
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Saturday, 28 May 2016

The blogs that upset Father Rosica

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Father Rosica, a long-time admirer of this blog, has identified for us some of the Catholic blogs that, in his opinion, have filled the inte...
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Tuesday, 24 May 2016

Eccles issues an injunction

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Rumours have been circulating that I, Eccles, am the mysterious "ECC" who took out an injunction to stop people telling the trut...
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Thursday, 19 May 2016

The Book of Brexodus, Chapter 4

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Continued from Chapter 3 1. It came to pass in those days that the high priests and scribes spake out, telling the faithful whether to rem...
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Tuesday, 17 May 2016

"I just want to be loved," says Fr Rosica

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Fr Thomas Rosica, described in some circles as a "Vatican PR aide" and in others as "that big bully who threatened to sue Vox...
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Join the Big Brothers of the Rich!

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Dear Uncle Eccles, I was fascinated to hear the news about the Little Sisters of the Poor, and their battle against President Obama'...
Monday, 16 May 2016

Explosive device found in Amoris Laetitia was left by security company

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Catholics expressed their anger last night when it was revealed that an explosive footnote found in the Amoris Laetitia area had been left ...
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Saturday, 14 May 2016

No jokes in your sermons, please

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We have written before on How to make sermons less boring , but a recent poll has indicated that congregations do not like jokes in sermon...
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