Sunday, 25 September 2016

Henry Tudor stripped of papal knighthood

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The news from 1533. Henry Tudor, the king and former Catholic apologist, has been stripped of his papal knighthood following his recepti...
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Saturday, 24 September 2016

Pope puts world on journalism alert

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Police worldwide have declared a state of red alert, after Pope Francis, in an audience with, er, Italian journalists, decided to charm them...
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Thursday, 22 September 2016

Fr James Martin turns down prestigious award

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In a surprising move, Fr James Martin SJ, the world's most prominent Catholic, has turned down the offer of a prestigious award from the...
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Tuesday, 20 September 2016

Protect the Beattie!

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After the striking success of our Justice for Tina campaign, a few years ago, it's time for us to have another go at showing mercy (© P...
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Sunday, 18 September 2016

The Buenos Aires Directive

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To non-Catholics The Buenos Aires Directive is probably just a novel by Robert Ludlum, he who wrote The Parsifal Mosaic , The Aquitaine Pro...
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Wednesday, 14 September 2016

The suit and tie bloggers have lost

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A special report by Damian Thompson . It started at the Telegraph , moved on to the Catholic Herald , the Spectator , and ever onward: the...
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Sunday, 11 September 2016

Walking with Incas

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The appearance of Peruvian tenor Juan Diego Flórez singing Rule Britannia while dressed as an Inca chief has awakened people to the realiza...
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Friday, 9 September 2016

USS Enterprise crew praise Pope Trek on 1985th anniversary

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The crew of the Starship Enterprise have joined the chorus of praise for the long-running serial Pope Trek as it celebrates its 1985th an...
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Kim Jong-Vin bans sarcasm

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In the dictatorship that is the Archdiocese of Westminster, its ruler, Kim Jong-Vin, has banned sarcasm, because he fears that people only ...
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Thursday, 8 September 2016

Uniform row in Margate

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Over in Margate , a row has broken out after some boys and girls were sent home for not wearing the appropriate uniform. Said the Headmaste...
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Tuesday, 6 September 2016

Why we hate Mother Teresa

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Exclusive to the Independent , the Guardian , the Carpet-chewers' Gazette and all other liberal papers. So the Catholic Church has ch...
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Monday, 5 September 2016

Conjuring tricks with bones

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David Jenkins, Anglican bishop of Durham in the 1980s, has died at the ripe old age of 91. He will long be remembered for saying that the Re...
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Monday, 29 August 2016

Letters to the Pope

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Dear Holy Father, I have been reading your guide Amoris Laetitia a little at a time, and eventually got to Paragraph 226, where it advises...
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Thursday, 25 August 2016

George Soros admits responsibility for Vatican II

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Zillionaire George Soros has finally admitted something that was long suspected by Catholics, namely that he was entirely responsible for Va...
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Wednesday, 24 August 2016

Banning the burkini

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Over now to France, where Nice, Cannes and other resorts have struck a blow for secularism by banning the burkini. As Inspecteur Clouseau of...
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Thursday, 18 August 2016

A Satanist, a Jesuit, an atheist, and a radical Muslim meet

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Once upon a time there were a Satanist, a Jesuit, an atheist and a radical Muslim, and they decided to compare their achievements. It...
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