Wednesday, 30 November 2016

Christmas gifts for Catholics

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The chocolate Luther Give your loved one a statue of his or her favourite heretic, made entirely out of chocolate! Bodily nourishment as...
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Tuesday, 29 November 2016

New Vatican appointments

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The Vatican has announced a batch of urgent appointments as a response to the scandalous, cheeky, impudent, and impertinent request from th...
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Sunday, 27 November 2016

Pope attacks distinguished cardinal

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Somewhere near the Mediterranean, 63 AD. Controversial Pope Petrus has savagely attacked Cardinal Paulus in his latest Apostolic Letter, c...
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Saturday, 26 November 2016

At last - the answers to those five dubia

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Two months after a group of cardinals sent a letter to Pope Francis with five yes/no questions or "dubia", we have a definite an...
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Sunday, 20 November 2016

My favourite things

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To redress the balance, as some people think this blog is too "traddie". With apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein. Masses...
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Saturday, 19 November 2016

How to be a Good Pope 5

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Continued from Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3 . and Part 4 . The story so far: you have issued a spicy exhortation Appassionata Erotica , in wh...
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Wednesday, 16 November 2016

Saint of the Week - St Antony of Spadaro

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St Antony of Spadaro is a much-loved saint, and in many ways the opposite of his namesake St Antony of Padua. When people wish to lose objec...
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Saturday, 12 November 2016

Our religious experts comment on Trump's victory

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Pope Francis . My children, you know that I never make judgements on people, I'm just not that sort of person. So, although Donald Tru...
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Wednesday, 9 November 2016

Hillary demands back her soul

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Following her unsuccessful campaign to be the first woman president of the United States of America, Hillary Clinton has sent a stern e-mai...
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Thursday, 3 November 2016

The Book of Brexodus, Chapter 8

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Continued from Chapter 7. 1. And the children of Bri-tain continued to wait for May-gog to trigger the 50th article, so that the seas coul...
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Wednesday, 2 November 2016

The Pope's new Beatitudes

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1. And FRANCIS went up unto a high place, namely the Alitalia flight from Malmo to Rome, and spake these words. The Sermon in the Plane. ...
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Monday, 31 October 2016

New faces at the Congregation for Divine Worship

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Having sacked Cardinals Burke, Scola, Pell, Ouellet, Ranjith etc. from the Congregation for Divine Worship, Pope Francis has brought in some...
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Thursday, 27 October 2016

An interview with Cardinal Kasper

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For many Catholics, Cardinal Walter Kasper, the Vatican's Prefect of the Congregation for Introducing New Heresies, is a Godlike figure....
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Monday, 24 October 2016

Don't mention your faith!

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Following Pope Francis's advice to a girl that she should avoid convincing people of her faith , the Holy Father has asked me to clarify...
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