Friday, 30 March 2018

Pope Francis admits that Hell exists

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We have been lucky enough to be granted an interview with Pope Francis (yes, that Pope Francis). In fact we never actually met him, or spok...
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Thursday, 29 March 2018

The crimes of Cardinal Pell

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A transcript of a confidential telephone conversation between Mgr Embezzla of the Vatican Bank and Superintendent Didgeridoo of the Australi...
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Tuesday, 20 March 2018

Who wrote that book about the Pope?

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At last the secret is out, and we can reveal who wrote that notorious book about the Pope, a best-seller that has brought its author riche...
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Friday, 16 March 2018

How to write nice things about a Pope

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This is an instalment in our self-help guide "How to be a good pope", but is really intended for retired popes rather than ones st...
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Tuesday, 13 March 2018

Tributes to Pope Francis on his 5th anniversary

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Five years ago today, a figure dressed in white came out on the balcony of St Peter's, to be greeted by enthusiastic cries of "Who...
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Thursday, 8 March 2018

The Book of St Richard, Chapter 26

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Continued from Chapter 25 . 1. And it came to pass that Richard spake out on the subject of food. 2. "What if human meat is grown? C...
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Wednesday, 7 March 2018

How social media bring people to the Catholic Church

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In the news this week is Youtuber (whatever that is) Lizzie Estrella Reezay, who has announced her conversion to Catholicism. Apparently, ...
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Saturday, 3 March 2018

Snopes fact-checks the Eccles blog

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CLAIM: Snopes.com , the left-wing fact-checking site, motto: "Don't believe what they say about Obama, but do believe what they sa...
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Wednesday, 28 February 2018

Vatican to host Winter Olympics

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There have been snowfalls in Rome this week, a direct result of a billion faithful Catholics taking the papal advice in Laudato Si' ser...
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Saturday, 24 February 2018

Charity accuses "transpotphobic" teacher of hate crime

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It is worrying to read that the charity "Teasmades" has called the police after a teacher refused to acknowledge one of his pupils...
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Monday, 19 February 2018

Pope Francis has got a little list

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It was time that someone set the Pope Francis book of insults to music, and it will now form part of Gilbert and Sullivan 's latest o...
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Saturday, 17 February 2018

The Pope praises the Eccles blog

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In some conversations in Chile, faithfully transcribed by Fr Antonio Spadaro , Pope Francis has lavished praise on this, the Eccles blog. ...
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Wednesday, 14 February 2018

Pope Francis becomes a constitutional monarch

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Catholics have the difficult task of reconciling the following two propositions: 1. The Pope is the Vicar of Christ, the successor of St Pe...
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Valentine's Day massacre to go ahead

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In Chicago, Cardin Al Capone has confirmed that, even though it is Ash Wednesday, the traditional Valentine's Day massacre will go ahead...
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