Thursday, 21 June 2018

Francis admits "I didn't know I was the Pope."

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After denying receiving any complaints about the activities of Bishop Barros in Chile, and now, most recently having denied receiving the fi...
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Monday, 18 June 2018

Pope Francis changes his medication

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After several years of dosing himself on CUPICHON, MARTINEX, SPADARINE, COCA-PALMERIOL, and similar poisons, which have led the Holy Father ...
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Sunday, 17 June 2018

Cardinal condemns God for separating families

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Cardinal Daniel DiNardo, president of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, has slammed God for building a wall round Heaven and separ...
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Thursday, 14 June 2018

Ten little cardinals

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Ten little cardinals... or which one became Pope? "Don't worry, you can lose weight by dancing with the Rockettes." Ten l...
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Tuesday, 12 June 2018

Spice up your life with Martinex!

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Thinking of organizing a religious event - it could be a baptism, a wedding, even a funeral? Want to make it go with a bang? Then what you ...
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Sunday, 10 June 2018

The Book of Brexodus, Chapter 12

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Continued from Part 11. 1. Six months had passed since May-sis sent her team of wise negotiators (Bo-sis, King David Davis, and some oth...
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Thursday, 7 June 2018

Church of England "the greatest dream realised for human beings"

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Justin Welby (currently leading in a Twitter poll to find the silliest Archbishop of Canterbury in the last 25 years, in spite of stiff comp...
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Thursday, 31 May 2018

Irish people plan a mass suicide pact

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Following the result of the referendum on abortion, and the decision by Irish politicians to press for euthanasia next ("anything to an...
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Monday, 28 May 2018

St Theresa of Downing Street

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Catholic priests are not normally allowed to marry (and this includes Bishop Toribio Ticona , whom Pope Francis has just put on his "Ra...
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Sunday, 27 May 2018

Pope cancels visit to Ireland

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Following the Irish referendum on abortion, in which the main message (apart from "We think killing babies is OK") was "We ha...
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Friday, 25 May 2018

The snakes return to Ireland

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Well, St Patrick did his best. For many years Ireland was a Catholic country, and not just the "you wouldn't notice" sort that...
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Tuesday, 22 May 2018

"Go to a gay orgy!" says Pope Francis

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In a surprise change to 2000 years of Church teaching, Pope Francis has declared that homosexuality is great, it's what God really prefe...
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Sunday, 20 May 2018

How to preach a Royal Wedding sermon

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Some day you may be invited to preach the sermon at a royal wedding, at which some lesser piece of royalty is joined in holy matrimony with ...
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Friday, 18 May 2018

Did the Pope say "Yanny" or "Laurel"?

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In the immortal words of the Daily Mail , the Internet was divided this week by a recording of Pope Francis finally answering the Dubia pose...
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Friday, 11 May 2018

Catholic Church opens new college for lying politicians

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Following the Government's decision to renege on its manifesto promise to lift the faith-based admissions cap on free schools , which h...
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Thursday, 10 May 2018

Ernst Stavro Blofeld SJ - hero or villain?

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A Damian Thompson special . Already Austen Ivereigh and Robert Mickens are rushing to Blofeld's defence, so it must be good. Ernst Sta...
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Tuesday, 8 May 2018

Met Gala's "Heavenly Bodies" offends the faithful

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An "art" exhibition in New York, backed by His Eminence Cardinal Timothy Dolan, and described as the epitome of non-religious Cat...
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