Tuesday, 31 July 2018

God admits "I knew what McCarrick was up to"

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We have seen a succession of implausible denials from Cardinals Wuerl, Farrell, Cupich, etc. that they knew that (ex-)Cardinal "Uncle...
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Sunday, 29 July 2018

"Eat up your greens!" says Pope Francis

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Pope Francis has given us the definitive - indeed Magisterial - message of today's Gospel about the feeding of the 5000. OUT go all refe...
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Friday, 27 July 2018

English bishops to relax the dress code

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In view of the extreme temperatures in London - "nearly as high as the last time it was this hot" - the Catholic Bishops of Englan...
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Wednesday, 25 July 2018

"I've never even heard of McCarrick" says Cardinal Farrell

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Today, in a new statement to journalist Cindy Wooden ("Wooden by name, wooden by nature"), Cardinal Kevin Farrell announced, ...
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Saturday, 21 July 2018

Glasgow Caledonian appoints a new Catholic Chaplain

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Following the sacking of Catholic chaplain Father Mark Morris by Glasgow Caledonian University for the crime of being too Catholic - in par...
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Thursday, 19 July 2018

Diarmuid Martin punishes all his clergy

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Archbishop Diarmuid Martin of Dublin has finally shaken off the labels "weak", "spineless" and "pathetic", whi...
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Sunday, 15 July 2018

"Jesus has no credibility" says Cardinal Farrell

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"Jesus is not the best person to advise people on marriage," explained Cardinal Kevin Farrell , Prefect of the Dicastery for Lait...
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Thursday, 12 July 2018

The Book of Brexodus, Chapter 13

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Continued from Chapter 12. 1. It came to pass that, two years after the historic day on which the children of Bri-tain had spurned the adv...
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Trouble with the Ealing Prayer Ban

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After the High Court upheld Ealing Council's ban on prayer outside its flagship abortion clinic, Kildetots , police have been overwhel...
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Thursday, 21 June 2018

Francis admits "I didn't know I was the Pope."

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After denying receiving any complaints about the activities of Bishop Barros in Chile, and now, most recently having denied receiving the fi...
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Monday, 18 June 2018

Pope Francis changes his medication

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After several years of dosing himself on CUPICHON, MARTINEX, SPADARINE, COCA-PALMERIOL, and similar poisons, which have led the Holy Father ...
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Sunday, 17 June 2018

Cardinal condemns God for separating families

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Cardinal Daniel DiNardo, president of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, has slammed God for building a wall round Heaven and separ...
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Thursday, 14 June 2018

Ten little cardinals

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Ten little cardinals... or which one became Pope? "Don't worry, you can lose weight by dancing with the Rockettes." Ten l...
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Tuesday, 12 June 2018

Spice up your life with Martinex!

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Thinking of organizing a religious event - it could be a baptism, a wedding, even a funeral? Want to make it go with a bang? Then what you ...
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Sunday, 10 June 2018

The Book of Brexodus, Chapter 12

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Continued from Part 11. 1. Six months had passed since May-sis sent her team of wise negotiators (Bo-sis, King David Davis, and some oth...
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Thursday, 7 June 2018

Church of England "the greatest dream realised for human beings"

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Justin Welby (currently leading in a Twitter poll to find the silliest Archbishop of Canterbury in the last 25 years, in spite of stiff comp...
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