Monday, 27 August 2018

The World Meeting of Comedians is a great success

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H. E. Cardinal Blase Cupich, Bishop Peter Doyle, H.E. Cardinal Kevin Farrell, H.E. Cardinal Oscar Andres Rodriquez Maradiaga, Fr James Marti...
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Monday, 20 August 2018

The Pope's letter to the People of God

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Most people will be unaware of this - I only found out today when Spadaro accidentally let the cat out of the bag - but there have been one ...
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Tuesday, 14 August 2018

Marcantonio Colonna revealed to be Fr Thomas Rosica

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When The Dictator Pope first came out, it was said to be authored by Marcantonio Colonna: it was not until several months later that someon...
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Saturday, 11 August 2018

Fr Rosica interviews Cardinal Wuerl

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We have watched it, so you don't have to. Shifty-looking man (possibly Bill Clinton, possibly Cardinal Wuerl ): Thank you, Fr Rosica, ...
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Thursday, 9 August 2018

Why can't Christians be more like Muslims?

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Christian leaders have united in a joint effort to make Christianity a protected religion like Islam, marathon-running, cycling, and homosex...
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Thursday, 2 August 2018

How to change the Catholic Catechism

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This is another instalment in our long-running series " How to be a good Pope ", targeted towards those of our readers who are loo...
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Tuesday, 31 July 2018

God admits "I knew what McCarrick was up to"

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We have seen a succession of implausible denials from Cardinals Wuerl, Farrell, Cupich, etc. that they knew that (ex-)Cardinal "Uncle...
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Sunday, 29 July 2018

"Eat up your greens!" says Pope Francis

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Pope Francis has given us the definitive - indeed Magisterial - message of today's Gospel about the feeding of the 5000. OUT go all refe...
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Friday, 27 July 2018

English bishops to relax the dress code

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In view of the extreme temperatures in London - "nearly as high as the last time it was this hot" - the Catholic Bishops of Englan...
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Wednesday, 25 July 2018

"I've never even heard of McCarrick" says Cardinal Farrell

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Today, in a new statement to journalist Cindy Wooden ("Wooden by name, wooden by nature"), Cardinal Kevin Farrell announced, ...
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Saturday, 21 July 2018

Glasgow Caledonian appoints a new Catholic Chaplain

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Following the sacking of Catholic chaplain Father Mark Morris by Glasgow Caledonian University for the crime of being too Catholic - in par...
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Thursday, 19 July 2018

Diarmuid Martin punishes all his clergy

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Archbishop Diarmuid Martin of Dublin has finally shaken off the labels "weak", "spineless" and "pathetic", whi...
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Sunday, 15 July 2018

"Jesus has no credibility" says Cardinal Farrell

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"Jesus is not the best person to advise people on marriage," explained Cardinal Kevin Farrell , Prefect of the Dicastery for Lait...
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Thursday, 12 July 2018

The Book of Brexodus, Chapter 13

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Continued from Chapter 12. 1. It came to pass that, two years after the historic day on which the children of Bri-tain had spurned the adv...
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Trouble with the Ealing Prayer Ban

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After the High Court upheld Ealing Council's ban on prayer outside its flagship abortion clinic, Kildetots , police have been overwhel...
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Thursday, 21 June 2018

Francis admits "I didn't know I was the Pope."

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After denying receiving any complaints about the activities of Bishop Barros in Chile, and now, most recently having denied receiving the fi...
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Monday, 18 June 2018

Pope Francis changes his medication

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After several years of dosing himself on CUPICHON, MARTINEX, SPADARINE, COCA-PALMERIOL, and similar poisons, which have led the Holy Father ...
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Sunday, 17 June 2018

Cardinal condemns God for separating families

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Cardinal Daniel DiNardo, president of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, has slammed God for building a wall round Heaven and separ...
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