Friday, 31 January 2020

Church of England apologises for temporary lapse into Christianity

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Yes, I thought of that title before Father Z did... Following a special emergency meeting between the Archbishops of Canterbury and York...
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Tuesday, 28 January 2020

Pope Francis really does resign

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Rumours circuating in the Vatican were confirmed today, when Pope Francis finally announced his resignation. "My work here is done,...
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Monday, 27 January 2020

Conversion of St Donald not universally popular

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Syria, 35 AD. Many Christians have welcomed the recent conversion of Donald of Tarsus, who recently "saw the light" on the Damas...
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Monday, 20 January 2020

The Prodigal Son

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1. There was a man who had two sons, William and Harry. 2. The younger son said, "Father, give me my share of the estate. I wish to be...
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Friday, 17 January 2020

Brainteaser

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F, B, S and G are senior clergy of unimpeachable moral character. However, G asserts that S lied when he denied that F said that B had clai...
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Wednesday, 15 January 2020

Francis and Benedict agree a deal

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The scene: Emeritus Pope Benedict's apartment. Benedict is sitting at a desk, putting his finishing touches to a new manuscript "Fr...
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Monday, 13 January 2020

Pope Benedict writes a book

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Emeritus Pope Benedict XVI has written a new book in collaboration with Cardinal Sarah, and the reviews are already coming in from influenti...
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Sunday, 12 January 2020

Ricky Gervais slams the Vatican

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The host of this year's Holy-wood "Golden Globes" award ceremony, Fr Richard Gervais, best known for his comedy show "The...
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Saturday, 4 January 2020

The ancient art of Papa-Slappa

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As a public service to our readers, we shall explain the art of Papa-Slappa. This is the traditional Catholic form of self-defence, analogou...
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Friday, 3 January 2020

Judas Iscariot SJ - a new biography

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St Jon M. Sweeney has written a biography of Judas Iscariot SJ, the misunderstood disciple, LGBT pioneer, and top theologian; it is called J...
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Wednesday, 1 January 2020

Pope Francis slaps an unwanted fan

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It is reported that Pope Francis has slapped a strange Chinese person, I-va Ree, who grabbed the papal hand and refused to let go. The even...
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Tuesday, 31 December 2019

The refugee Pope

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A Christmas appeal. At this time of year, our thoughts naturally turn to the plight of refugees, and I want to highlight the case of Jorge...
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Tuesday, 24 December 2019

The Advent Calendar

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So, finally, we reach day 24 of Advent, and all the little windows on my spiritually nourishing Advent calendar have been opened. We see he...
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Monday, 23 December 2019

Has Francis been replaced by an android?

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Various theories have been advanced about the mysterious device seen attached to Pope Francis, as observed on Marco Tosatti's lovely b...
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Sunday, 22 December 2019

Pope Francis addresses the Curia

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Dear brothers and sisters, Start with something friendly. Usually you insult them for twenty minutes without a break, and it doesn't go...
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Saturday, 21 December 2019

How to worship a life-jacket

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We continue our series on "How to be a good Pope" with more advice for any of our readers who may at some stage be invited to give...
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Friday, 20 December 2019

Harry Potter and the Curse of Woke

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All royalties to be divided equally with J.K. Rowling. "Harry (he him), have you met the new pupil, Doris Trans?" asked Hermione...
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Monday, 16 December 2019

Fr James Martin tries Conversion Therapy

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The subject of "Conversion Therapy" or "Reparative Therapy" is controversial, and according to that top papal adviser ...
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