Wednesday, 29 April 2020

Clap the Church each week!

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In these dangerous times everyone wants to thank the front-line troops - bishops, priests and deacons - who are protecting us against Damn...
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Monday, 27 April 2020

All masses to be replaced by cartoons

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After ticking off Catholics who object to church closures, sensitively labelling his flock as suffering from self-pity , Cardinal Vincent N...
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Friday, 24 April 2020

Is the Extraordinary Pope under threat?

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Could the Extraordinary Pope, which became valid after the 2013 motu proprio, Some Morose Pontifex , be under threat? We have learned that...
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Monday, 20 April 2020

The true facts about the SSPX

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I don't think I have ever blogged about the Society of St Pius X before, but there has been too much acrimonious debate about it recentl...
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Thursday, 16 April 2020

The Book of Covidicus, Chapter 2

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Continued from Chapter 1 . 1. So as the plague continued to rage, Bo-sis, leader of the children of Bri-tain, formed a wondrous plan known ...
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Monday, 13 April 2020

You are old, Father Francis

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For those who can't be bothered to wade through what is described - by Dr Austin Powers - as the most important interview since Scalfar...
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Thursday, 9 April 2020

New Commission to investigate Women Deacons

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Pope Francis has created a new commission to study the possible ordination of women as deacons in the Catholic Church. As a service to our r...
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Wednesday, 8 April 2020

Pope Francis backs Eccles

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In the past we have had one or two doubts ("Dubia") about Pope Francis, but yesterday he said something that only a truly saved pe...
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Tuesday, 7 April 2020

Cardinal Pell is back!

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Haters of the Catholic Church were up in arms today, after the news that the High Court of Australia had unanimously quashed Cardinal Pell...
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Monday, 6 April 2020

Parlez-vous Ivereigh?

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Following Dr Austen Ivereigh's courageous correction of Queen Elizabeth's use of, er, the Queen's English*, he is now working on...
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Friday, 3 April 2020

Pope Francis upset by "More tea, vicar?"

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It has been reported that the 2020 Pontifical Yearbook, the Holy See's annual directory, has dropped the title of "Vicar of Christ...
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Thursday, 2 April 2020

Sunday to become a monthly event

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Following the news that the Catholic Herald is to become a monthly magazine rather than a weekly, the Catholic Church has announced that, ...
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Tuesday, 31 March 2020

Lockdown Diary, Day 7313

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March 31st 2040. Well, here we are after 20 years of lockdown caused by the Coronavirus, which keeps mutating every so often into somethin...
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Monday, 30 March 2020

Eccles is excommunicated

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As a faithful worshipper at the Church of Twitter (founder: Pope Jack), I take part in its services several times a day, offering the sign o...
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Saturday, 28 March 2020

Bishops say "Stop praying!"

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Several wise bishops have decided to allow the faithful to eat meat on Fridays in Lent , because apparently it is such a hardship in these p...
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Wednesday, 25 March 2020

Mother Nature throws a tantrum

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Some readers may have heard of a nasty virus that is going the rounds at present, and wondered why this has been sent to us. Is it a punishm...
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