Wednesday, 31 March 2021

The Book of Covidicus 14: the Road Map

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Continued from Chapter 13. 1. Over the next month, the children of Bri-tain were mightily vaxed, some with the AstroLogica vixen, and some...
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Sunday, 28 March 2021

The CathEccles Herald - an apology

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From Chris Altar-stripper, Editor of the CathEccles Herald. With this witty and very moving piece about St Mary "the nympho" ...
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Saturday, 27 March 2021

Vatican sale - everything must go!

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The first we heard of this was on Wednesday, via Edward Pentin who bothers to read Vatican press releases so that we don't have to. Th...
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Sunday, 21 March 2021

CDF controversially prefers wheat to tares

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In a surprise statement this week the CDF (Congregation of the Doctrine of Farming) insisted on traditional Agricultural teaching that tares...
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Saturday, 13 March 2021

Will Francis visit persecuted Catholics in Rome?

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The Holy Father has had several recent diplomatic triumphs, visiting places where Catholics are persecuted: Iraq went very well, although Fr...
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The Prodigal Son

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1. A certain man named Charles had two sons. The elder son was serious and wise, although a little bald, and everyone said that he would be ...
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Wednesday, 3 March 2021

We interview Pope Benedict

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As the Fake News Correspondent of the Italian newspaper Così fan tutte I was very pleased to be granted an interview with Emergency Pope Be...
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Sunday, 21 February 2021

The Lenten temptations of Eccles

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1. So, the season of Lent having arrived, Eccles went into the wilderness to pray. 2. And the Devil came unto him in his hermitage, and sai...
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Tuesday, 16 February 2021

The Wind in the Vatican

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With apologies to Kenneth Grahame "Do you know," said the Brand-Moler, blissfully drinking a huge tankard of German beer as he ...
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Saturday, 13 February 2021

Jesus asks "What would Francis do?"

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Jerusalem, AD 31 Jesus of Nazareth, the young preacher who is rapidly building up a reputation for His ability to change water into wine, ...
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Saturday, 6 February 2021

The book of Covidicus, Chapter 13: the AstroLogica Vixen

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Continued from Chapter 12 1. It had been decided that all the world should be Vaxed, and the wise men produced a vixen to protect the peop...
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Thursday, 4 February 2021

A man for all Zuhlsdorfs

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A new production of A man for all seasons , describing the martrydom of St John Z, has been announced. Obviously the script is too long for ...
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Saturday, 30 January 2021

Even Pope Francis can't answer this!

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Here is today's brain teaser: How can one explain to children that - for example - their mother, abandoned by their father and often n...
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Thursday, 28 January 2021

Catholics For Genocide

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Some personal news: I'll be joining Catholics For Genocide as their Director of Communications and Strategy on February 1st. As a Christ...
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Sunday, 24 January 2021

Miracles are just a bit... unlikely

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After our piece from Brian Cox , aged 13, explaining that science rules out the existence of the soul, another clever child has sent us a...
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Science rules out the existence of the soul

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Hello, my name is Brain Cox , aged 13, of St Dawkins' Comprehensive Shcool, Oldham. I am a very clever boy, and top in Sceince, which is...
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Friday, 22 January 2021

How Eccles became a devout Catholic

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After watching events on the other side of the Atlantic, I decided that it was time to look more holy. Obviously, being a devout Catholic is...
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Thursday, 21 January 2021

Jupich Iscariot condemns statement from the other 11 disciples

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Jerusalem Times, Good Friday, AD 33. Cardinal Jupich Iscariot, winner of the World Cup of Bad Apostles, today condemned a statement from t...
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