Thursday, 15 April 2021

Jesuits and Latinophobia

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Warning: this blog contains scenes of explicit Latin, and should not be made available to children and young people. It's been a bad...
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Monday, 12 April 2021

The Book of St Richard, Chapter 28

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Continued from Chapter 27 1. A year passed, and Richard achieved the age of four score; thus, he reflected on the words of the psalm : 2....
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Saturday, 10 April 2021

Death of a god

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Today we have an exclusive interview with Archbishop Charles Anne Andrew Edward, the head of the Prince Philip religion in the New Hebrides,...
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Wednesday, 7 April 2021

Tributes to a great figure in theology

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Thanks for the idea to an anonymous reader. The Pontifical Academy for Life has just lamented a great loss to Catholicism in the following...
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Monday, 5 April 2021

The Balham police go church-raiding

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Scene 1: Balham Police Station. Inspector Thugg is directing his officers. Thugg: Well done, team. You really put those Polish Catholics i...
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Saturday, 3 April 2021

Dead people don't come back to life

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Today we have another guest post from Alice in Wonderland (age 11) of St Humanist's School, Birmingham. In January she explained very p...
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Wednesday, 31 March 2021

The Book of Covidicus 14: the Road Map

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Continued from Chapter 13. 1. Over the next month, the children of Bri-tain were mightily vaxed, some with the AstroLogica vixen, and some...
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Sunday, 28 March 2021

The CathEccles Herald - an apology

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From Chris Altar-stripper, Editor of the CathEccles Herald. With this witty and very moving piece about St Mary "the nympho" ...
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Saturday, 27 March 2021

Vatican sale - everything must go!

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The first we heard of this was on Wednesday, via Edward Pentin who bothers to read Vatican press releases so that we don't have to. Th...
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Sunday, 21 March 2021

CDF controversially prefers wheat to tares

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In a surprise statement this week the CDF (Congregation of the Doctrine of Farming) insisted on traditional Agricultural teaching that tares...
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Saturday, 13 March 2021

Will Francis visit persecuted Catholics in Rome?

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The Holy Father has had several recent diplomatic triumphs, visiting places where Catholics are persecuted: Iraq went very well, although Fr...
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The Prodigal Son

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1. A certain man named Charles had two sons. The elder son was serious and wise, although a little bald, and everyone said that he would be ...
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Wednesday, 3 March 2021

We interview Pope Benedict

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As the Fake News Correspondent of the Italian newspaper Così fan tutte I was very pleased to be granted an interview with Emergency Pope Be...
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Sunday, 21 February 2021

The Lenten temptations of Eccles

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1. So, the season of Lent having arrived, Eccles went into the wilderness to pray. 2. And the Devil came unto him in his hermitage, and sai...
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Tuesday, 16 February 2021

The Wind in the Vatican

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With apologies to Kenneth Grahame "Do you know," said the Brand-Moler, blissfully drinking a huge tankard of German beer as he ...
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Saturday, 13 February 2021

Jesus asks "What would Francis do?"

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Jerusalem, AD 31 Jesus of Nazareth, the young preacher who is rapidly building up a reputation for His ability to change water into wine, ...
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Saturday, 6 February 2021

The book of Covidicus, Chapter 13: the AstroLogica Vixen

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Continued from Chapter 12 1. It had been decided that all the world should be Vaxed, and the wise men produced a vixen to protect the peop...
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Thursday, 4 February 2021

A man for all Zuhlsdorfs

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A new production of A man for all seasons , describing the martrydom of St John Z, has been announced. Obviously the script is too long for ...
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