Sunday, 17 October 2021

Good Samaritan arrested for looting

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A correction. Our star reporter Lambchop breaks the news. We are grateful to Pope Francis, the celebrated climatologist, left-wing pol...
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Tuesday, 12 October 2021

The second ever synod

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All throughout history momentous decisions have been made by means of synods (and sometimes by synods about synods). We have already seen th...
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Sunday, 10 October 2021

How to receive papal guests

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Yes, it's another one in our series "How to be a good pope", containing top tips for those readers who may end up with the big...
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Friday, 8 October 2021

Pope Francis snubs Glasgow

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The Climate Change TM world is reeling in horror today with the news that Pope Francis will not be attending November's prestigious COP...
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Tuesday, 28 September 2021

Thoughts are better than prayers

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Taking our guidance from Britain's most prominent Catholic, Boris Johnson, we learn that thoughts are far more useful than prayers. For...
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Saturday, 25 September 2021

Traditionalist Gaslighting

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A special guest posting from Mike Lewis and Stephen Ferry, which originally appeared on the ultramontanist website Where Pacha is. In hi...
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Saturday, 18 September 2021

Anglican Theology expressed through its cathedrals

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Many people have asked me, "What is it that Anglicans actually believe? Are they like Catholics, only with more money?" and if you...
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Saturday, 11 September 2021

The Book of Covidicus 19: Bosis's popularity waneth

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Continued from Chapter 18. 1. Thus, after the children of Bri-tain were given their freedom, they passed forty days and forty nights en...
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Thursday, 9 September 2021

Joe Biden explains the use of Catholic artefacts

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As all my readers will know, President Joe Biden is one of the most devout Catholics who ever lived. Although it was a long time ago, he onc...
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Tuesday, 7 September 2021

How to be a shy pope

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We have already seen several pieces on "How to be a good pope", designed especially for those readers who may one day be slapped i...
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Saturday, 4 September 2021

The Mass that Divides

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Subtitled "Austen Ivereigh goes to Church." To understand why Pope Francis decided to persecute worshippers in the traditional ...
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Thursday, 2 September 2021

Sheriff of Nottingham sends palmer into exile

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Sherwood Forest, A.D. 1192 (approx.) Vassals of the Sheriff of Nottingham, Shearer West, have reacted violently to the news that a disting...
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Saturday, 28 August 2021

The pope's eight wondrous achievements

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Arriving at the quarter-final stage of the World Cup of Francis Achievements, we are left with eight truly memorable accomplishments. Now, s...
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Tuesday, 24 August 2021

"The tiger who came to Rome" condemned by activists

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Critics have accused the classic novel "The tiger who came to Rome" by Austen Ivereigh, of sexism, encouraging violence against w...
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Tuesday, 17 August 2021

The Traddy-Ban captures Rome

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Catholics worldwide have been stunned by the news that the Tradi-ban is now occupying Rome, led by the triumvirate of Bar-Golio, Pah-Rolin, ...
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Sunday, 8 August 2021

How to be a good pope: gaslighting the faithful

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This piece, like all the "good pope" articles, is designed for those who may one day find a Mafia boss in dark glasses come up to ...
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