Saturday, 30 October 2021

When Emperor Nero met St Peter

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Rome, AD 66 (approx.) St Luke, Reporter for EWTN, writes: 1. O Theophilus, it is indeed wearisome to write my words in numbered verses, ...
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Wednesday, 27 October 2021

What happened after Francis left

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As I walked through the wilderness of this world, I lighted on a certain place where was a den, and laid me down in that place to sleep; and...
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Sunday, 24 October 2021

Catholics keep out!

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It is becoming increasingly obvious that Christians - and especially Catholics - are not welcome in public life, and should know that their ...
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Friday, 22 October 2021

Cowboys and Indians in the Catholic Church

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Usually in games of cowboys and Indians we take the side of the cowboys, but today we're changing sides and supporting the Indians. Arch...
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Thursday, 21 October 2021

It's Pachamama Day!

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Today has seen great rejoicing in the Catholic Church worldwide, as we remember the second anniversary of the drowning of the heathen idol P...
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Sunday, 17 October 2021

Good Samaritan arrested for looting

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A correction. Our star reporter Lambchop breaks the news. We are grateful to Pope Francis, the celebrated climatologist, left-wing pol...
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Tuesday, 12 October 2021

The second ever synod

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All throughout history momentous decisions have been made by means of synods (and sometimes by synods about synods). We have already seen th...
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Sunday, 10 October 2021

How to receive papal guests

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Yes, it's another one in our series "How to be a good pope", containing top tips for those readers who may end up with the big...
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Friday, 8 October 2021

Pope Francis snubs Glasgow

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The Climate Change TM world is reeling in horror today with the news that Pope Francis will not be attending November's prestigious COP...
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Tuesday, 28 September 2021

Thoughts are better than prayers

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Taking our guidance from Britain's most prominent Catholic, Boris Johnson, we learn that thoughts are far more useful than prayers. For...
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Saturday, 25 September 2021

Traditionalist Gaslighting

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A special guest posting from Mike Lewis and Stephen Ferry, which originally appeared on the ultramontanist website Where Pacha is. In hi...
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Saturday, 18 September 2021

Anglican Theology expressed through its cathedrals

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Many people have asked me, "What is it that Anglicans actually believe? Are they like Catholics, only with more money?" and if you...
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Saturday, 11 September 2021

The Book of Covidicus 19: Bosis's popularity waneth

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Continued from Chapter 18. 1. Thus, after the children of Bri-tain were given their freedom, they passed forty days and forty nights en...
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Thursday, 9 September 2021

Joe Biden explains the use of Catholic artefacts

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As all my readers will know, President Joe Biden is one of the most devout Catholics who ever lived. Although it was a long time ago, he onc...
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Tuesday, 7 September 2021

How to be a shy pope

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We have already seen several pieces on "How to be a good pope", designed especially for those readers who may one day be slapped i...
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Saturday, 4 September 2021

The Mass that Divides

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Subtitled "Austen Ivereigh goes to Church." To understand why Pope Francis decided to persecute worshippers in the traditional ...
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