Saturday, 29 January 2022

Freedom convoy approaches Rome

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The "Freedom convoy" of trucks, travelling towards Rome to demonstrate against the restrictions on the Traditional Latin Mass impo...
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Wednesday, 26 January 2022

The Book of Covidicus 23: let him eat cake!

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Continued from Chapter 22. 1. So the new year dawned, and the children of Bri-tain forgot the plague and worried instead about the wild pa...
Tuesday, 18 January 2022

Church Malicious exposes the Apostles!

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Welcome to Church Malicious, where lies and falsehoods are trapped and exposed! Or at least they were until we all went mad a few months a...
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Tuesday, 11 January 2022

Doing the Synod Walk

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Following a document circulated by the USCCB explaining the "attitudes" required for "walking the synodal path", we felt...
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Saturday, 8 January 2022

Jesubots recalled for reconfiguration

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Following Fr Thomas Reese SJ's description of Earth as one of God's failed experiments we can reveal that he is nearer to the truth...
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Thursday, 6 January 2022

Is Pope Francis a Trad?

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A Happy Epiphany to you all from me and Pope Francis. Most of the Catholic Church, and many Protestants, agree that January 6th is the corre...
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Friday, 31 December 2021

King Herod calls a Synod

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Judea, about 2 BC. King Herod is talking to his advisers about the possibility of murdering young children in Bethlehem. Herod: Thank ...
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Monday, 27 December 2021

The 2021 Advent Calendar

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Well, there were a few changes from last year's Advent Calendar (all that's best in contemporary Catholicism). We opened the win...
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Wednesday, 22 December 2021

I don't know anyone who cares about the TLM

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Reprinted from America Rag with some edits. By Kevin Clarke I do not miss the Traditional Latin Mass. I have never been to one, I do no...
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Sunday, 19 December 2021

How to write your own Dubia

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This is the latest in our " How to be a good Pope " series, principally intended for those of our readers who one day will get a ...
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Wednesday, 15 December 2021

The Book of Covidicus 22: passports, please!

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Continued from Chapter 21. 1. It came to pass that Carrie, the wife of Bo-sis, gave birth to a daughter, the sister of Wil-fred. 2. Thus...
Thursday, 9 December 2021

Who would call the pope a heretic?

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With apologies to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. "But, Holmes, why should anyone shout 'Pope, you are a heretic!' at Pope Francis?...
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Saturday, 4 December 2021

The Book of Covidicus 21: the Omicron cometh

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Continued from Chapter 20. 1. It came to pass that Bo-sis lost confidence in his advisers, be they the wise Sages, Neil, son of Ferguson, ...
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Saturday, 27 November 2021

Beatitudes for popes

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Since Pope Francis has kindly produced eight modern non-rigid Vatican-II compatible platitudes beatitudes for bishops (yes, really ), we fe...
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Tuesday, 16 November 2021

Arthur Roche for Pope!

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As seen on the "Where's Peter?" blog. Pope Francis has done a wonderful job in his eight years as Vice-God - he's never ...
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Wednesday, 10 November 2021

New ApartTrad system announced

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Following the issue of Traditionis Custodes , Pope Francis has now decided a name for the new "first class" and "second class...
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Sunday, 7 November 2021

Arthur Roche v Agatha Christie

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Arthur Roche, Prefect of the Congregation for Divine Worship and the Discipline of the Sacraments, today admitted that he had "never he...
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Friday, 5 November 2021

The Book of Covidicus 20: the Synod of Glasgow

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Continued from Chapter 19. 1. It came to pass that Bo-sis tired of preaching the good news about masks and vixens, and turned his attentio...
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