Monday, 13 January 2025

The top eight saints

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We started the World Cup of post-Biblical saints with 96 fairly good saints, and are now down to the 8 very good ones who have made it thr...
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Sunday, 12 January 2025

Pope Francis wins a medal

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As he comes to the end of his term as president, Joe Biden has decided to give Presidential medals of Freedom to all his best friends: Bono,...
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Friday, 10 January 2025

How to conduct a presidential funeral

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So, it's happened at last. President George Washington has finally expired at the great age of 292, and it is necessary to give him a fi...
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Tuesday, 24 December 2024

The Catholic Advent Calendar 2024

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A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year of Whatever it is this time to all readers! This is what we found when we opened the windows. 1. ...
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Saturday, 14 December 2024

No kneeling in Church!

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Top Cardinal Blase Cupich (well he has twice won the World Cup of Bad Cardinals ) has spoken : A message from our champion: Certainly ...
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Saturday, 7 December 2024

How to resign as head of your church

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Mostly on this blog we content ourselves with giving advice on "How to be a good pope" - and you can see the results! However, th...
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Saturday, 30 November 2024

Catholic Church finally agrees on something

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Following the Black Friday on which the British House of Commons voted to legalise Assisted Suicide (giving doctors a Licence to Kill, à la ...
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Thursday, 14 November 2024

Liberal priests announce sex strike

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In protest against the election of Donald Trump as president of the United States of America, many liberal priests have decided to join sex ...
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Wednesday, 13 November 2024

The World Cup of post-Biblical saints - nominations requested

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I am asking for trouble here, as I shall probably be swamped with nominations. I decided to make this world cup post-Biblical, first becaus...
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Saturday, 9 November 2024

Answering your Catholic questions

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In these turbulent times, leadership of the Catholic Church is not all it should be, and so many people come to this blog for spiritual guid...
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Friday, 25 October 2024

The 2024 World Cup of Synod Jargon

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On about October 8th, when we have decided what the worst hymn is, we shall start the 2024 World Cup of Synod Jargon. The 2023 World Cup v...
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Wednesday, 9 October 2024

It's Radcliffe Mania!

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Are YOU organizing a synod? Well, if not, why not? Have you not heard the Holy Father tell us that the essence of Catholicism is its synoda...
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Saturday, 21 September 2024

Muddled Jorge gets provisional Vatican approval

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The Vatican on Thursday issued a statement acknowledging that some spiritual fruits had come from the regular apparitions of Muddled Jorge, ...
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