The 2020 Advent Calendar

This year's Advent calendar shows us all that is best in contemporary catholicism:

• A great year for Biden and AOC, generally regarded as Top Catholics;
• A red hat for Uncle Wilt Gregory, who provided spiritual support to Donald Trump;
• The generally-admired Vatican nativity scene, which showed us the true meaning of Christmas;
• Pachamama!
• Masterpieces of church architecture, as seen in the World Cup of ugly churches;
• Uncle Ted!
• Cupich, Kasper, Marx, Becciu, Nichols, representing the big boys in the college of cardinals;
• Jimbo and Austen, furiously scribbling best-sellers with a slightly Catholic theme;
• BOFF!
• A collection of liturgical scenes and miscellaneous items; and, last but not least,
• The Holy Father demonstrating the ancient art of Papa-Slappa.

And a happy and blessed Christmas to all readers. Stay saved.