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Wednesday 29 May 2024
Paul the Apostle accused of using offensive words
Corinth, 56 A.D.
Senior Catholic Paul the Apostle (formerly Saul of Tarsus) has stunned the
Roman church today by using derogatory language about homosexuals
in his Epistle to the Romans. Our apologies to sensitive readers here,
but he is reported as using terms such as "burned in their l*sts" and "that which is f*lthy".
Paul - in hot water.
Even the usual Paulsplainers are shocked by this outspoken language, and
Tertius of Iconium, the cardinal's amanuensis (surely, Austenus of Iverium?), has had to intervene with a statement saying:
* Paul never said that.
* Well, all right he said that, but Greek isn't his native language and he didn't know
that these words were rude.
* Well, all right, he did know, but that's the way they always speak in Tarsus.
See his usage of terms such as f*rnication and w*ckedness, which
are not normally seen in polite society.
* Can we change the subject now and talk about climate change in Greece?
Phew, what a scorcha it's been this summer, eh?
The top Paulsplainer site, Where Paul Is has so far refused to
criticise the Holy Apostle, or to back him. It is believed that its manager is suffering a nervous breakdown.
Paul himself has not commented, but he is believed to be working on a new
Epistle to the Frociaggians, which will be even more outspoken.
Ouch! I'm so glad you didn't use harsh words.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant !!
ReplyDeleteI guess God will also need a Splainer...
ReplyDeleteWell Our Lord already has one - Pope Francis. Didn't he quarrel with "lead us not into temptation" on the grounds that JC would never have said that, and insist on a revision?
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