Showing posts with label funeral. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funeral. Show all posts
Sunday, 3 August 2025

Is Pope Francis still alive?

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Well we know of Sedevacantists, who think there is no legitimate pope; we know of Benevacantists, who claimed that Benedict XVI never stopp...
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Friday, 10 January 2025

How to conduct a presidential funeral

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So, it's happened at last. President George Washington has finally expired at the great age of 292, and it is necessary to give him a fi...
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Saturday, 7 January 2023

How to conduct a papal funeral

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Today we have another instalment in our long-running series "How to be a good pope", providing useful advice to those readers (Hi...
Monday, 9 May 2016

Vincent Nichols misses his own funeral

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Westminster, Thursday, May 7th 2048. The funeral of Cardinal Vincent Nichols, who died last week at the age of 102, took place today at We...
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Friday, 5 April 2013

Bad Hymns 18

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Today's nomination for the Eccles Bad Hymn Award is the song most frequently played at funerals, namely "My Way." Accordingly...
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Sunday, 30 December 2012

Great religious bores of today

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You know how it is when you get on the bus and someone comes and sits down next to you, even though there are lots of empty seats... I...
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Saturday, 16 July 2011

De miraccle of de fishes

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I found Bosco in de garden, he had set a wild bush on fire and was chattin wiv it, tellin it dat he was chossen by God to be saved, and he ...