Monday, 22 July 2013

Search engines to block offensive images

Google and Yahoo have responded to requests from David Cameron by taking urgent steps to block sexually explicit images and others that may be unsuitable for children. Here are some of the images that your children will probably never see again, thank goodness.

Schori

Many children had nightmares after seeing this photo.

Stonewall

Associated with bullying and sexual obsession.

Giles Fraser

Too scary!

Tablet

Contains the worst kind of offensive material.

Harman

Do you really want your children to be exposed to this?

Dawkins foundation

Likely to cause delusions and eventual insanity.

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6 comments:

  1. Supertradmum22 July 2013 at 20:27

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2f/NickCleggJune09-2.jpg

    you forgot the government atheist-sort of like the king's fool

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  2. Jessica Hoff22 July 2013 at 20:31

    Darling eccles, if I put the filters on, will I be spared such pictures :). Xx Jess

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  3. Unknown22 July 2013 at 21:55

    If I put my filters on I get a nice hot coffee in the morning.

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  4. Unknown22 July 2013 at 21:58

    Children, however, will still be able to watch uncensored live scenes from prime ministers question time.

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  5. jadis22 July 2013 at 23:35

    Never mind, chaps. I have some postcards of Endalife Kenny.

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  6. Unknown23 July 2013 at 15:07

    The last time I let my students watch Richard Darkins they behaved afterwards like a bunch of cheeky monkeys.

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