Thursday, 19 September 2013

Design your own Pope!

The rules are simple. Arrange the following eight qualities in order of importance, and the EcclestronTM computer will find you a Holy Father that matches your choice!

Pius IX

A. Infallible

invisible man

B. Invisible

Pope Francis

C. Inscrutable

Kieran

D. Incorrigible

John-Paul II

E. Indefatigable

Peter Graves

F. Impossible

Benedict XVI

G. Indomitable

Airplane

H. Inflatable

Warning: these pictures were posed by models, and not all of them are popes.

The qualities currently preferred, according to a poll organized by ACTA, are papal invisibility, incorrigibility and inflatability. Whereas those dreadful traddies prefer infallibility, indomitability and indefatigability.

12 comments:

  1. Darling eccles - interesting that ACTA prefer fiction to fact :) xx Jess

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  2. Were any animals harmed during the making of this Post ?

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  3. I would like one that's the strong silent type, please. G would be nice.

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  4. I guess as long as he's Catholic, I'm happy, and if he's the Pope, then I guess that means he's Catholic.

    If I appear to be confused, please tell me. I sometimes can't tell.

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    1. Good thinkin, sister Lisa, but if de Pope is too Cathlic he upsets de Tablet, NCR, etc.

      Yes, I'm confussed too.

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  5. Is the EcclestronTM computer composed only of software (malware?), or is there hardware involved? I’m a fan of big iron myself. Software is so malleable.

    Oops, I was thinking of Eccleston…

    Sorry.

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  6. Liberable is the least preferable but "nice" is the most preferable.

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