Wednesday, 21 July 2021

Priest discovered in compromising locations

The good kind people of The Pillar have reported on misconduct by Mgr Jeffrey Burrill, former general secretary of the U.S. bishops' conference, which was identified by Grindr data correlated to his mobile phone showing that he had visited various unsavoury places (and I am not referring to Cardinal Coccopalmerio's parties).

Our own hackers have constructed some data tracking the movements of a certain Jesuit priest. This has been forwarded to Pope Francis, who will take action some day, no doubt. Meanwhile, here is what we produced.

Silly map

Map of Fr Anon's movements (click to enlarge).

4 comments:

  1. OMG! Hahahahaha! Can we see the data from Fr. Anonymous' Amazon account? I want to see his colour preference for toreador pants.

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    1. Hilarious! As was the data tracking. Chez Blase Fashions. I should have guessed!

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  2. Steady on - it's not as though he did anything seriously morally repugnant like celebrating a traditional Latin Mass without permission!

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  3. Compromising? Thought you were going to reveal that a priest had been caught saying a Latin Mass!

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