Monday, 31 October 2011

Takin de collectoin

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Bosco dressed up as a nun to go to de Cathlic churhc, as part of his cunning plan to grab de collectoin. Dat was to stop it goin to dem cost...
Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Bosco plans a roberry

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We mannaged to get rid of Farver Arfur the costume holly man, I fink he was last seen campin in his tent outside de Bank of Lost Angels in p...
Monday, 24 October 2011

How to exercise poeple

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Farver Arfur de preist in good standin rushed ruond to our huose, where my Anti Moly was scremin dat she needed exercising. For dem what doe...
Sunday, 23 October 2011

Anti needs exercisin

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We is still havin trubble wiv Anti Moly. We fought dat she was enjoyin a nihgt of passion wiv a chap who calls hisself Demnos de Fuol Fiend ...
Saturday, 22 October 2011

Anti Moly's belloved

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Fings seemed to be settling down a bit wiv us. Bosco was improvvin his mind by readin "De Big Boy's Book of Cathlic Crimes". D...
Thursday, 20 October 2011

Sir Bosco

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My bruvver Bosco got an interesstin letter from de Pop today, saying dat he has bin awardded a pappal knihgtood for services to de Cathlic c...
Wednesday, 19 October 2011

Givvin to charitty

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De storry so far. Bosco have been givven permision to commit one murder, knowin dat it is alreddy forgivven by Farver Arfur, a Cathlic prei...
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Tuesday, 18 October 2011

Bosco's vicctim

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As we reveeled yesterday, my bruvver Bosco has been given a licennse to kill. By sayin lotsa Hale Marys and payin a fee to Farver Arfur de f...
Monday, 17 October 2011

Bosco does pennances

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My dere bruvver Bosco is a very holly pusson, and he was readin about Pop John-Pual doin pennances, so he fought he mihgt try dis himsself. ...
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Wednesday, 12 October 2011

Going striaght

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Well, Damain was releesed from prisson, after de pussonal intervention of bruvver Borris, and he has vowed to go striaght, i.e. do nuffin da...
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Saturday, 8 October 2011

Damain is arressted

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We has had de most worryin news. As you know, we is grate freinds wiv Damain Thopmson, who visited us in Lost Angles a few months ago, and s...
Friday, 7 October 2011

Star Trekk

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De world is waitin for de full story of how Bosco met de characters from Star Trekk, when he was a little kid. De way he tells it is dat Lei...
Wednesday, 5 October 2011

We meets a funny preist

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Well here we is at de seeside again (Seel Beech) and here is a pitcher of Bosco directin an outdoors prayer meetin. Note dat we doesnt stand...
Thursday, 29 September 2011

Costume holly men

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Bosco have been gettin very excitin about dem wicked Cathlics, especially costume holly men wiv gold cupps, like dis one. We in de Calumny C...
Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Cradinal Pel

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De world is not kind to my Anti Moly, indeed many poeple calls her a senille old bat. Howevver dey wuold understand her better if dey knew m...
Sunday, 25 September 2011

Anti reads a book

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Now dat Bosco has escapped from de Cathlic dugneon, he hates dem unsaved pests more dan evver. Howevver at present he is spendin most of his...