Monday, 2 November 2015

Catholic Church to accept Gospel of Judas

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For the first time since the 4th Century AD, the Catholic Church has agreed to add a new book to the Bible, namely the gnostic Gospel of Ju...
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Thursday, 29 October 2015

How to train as a theologian

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Ross Douhat, a New York Times columnist, has rightly been condemned by lots of very clever and saintly Catholics for daring to write about ...
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Monday, 26 October 2015

In praise of Jesuits

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Occasionally you will come across people with "religious" initials after their names, most of which indicate that the bearer is a ...
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Wednesday, 21 October 2015

How to be a Good Pope 2

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So in Part 1 of this self-help guide we saw your through to election as Pope (thanks to the efforts of the St Wormwood and Gall Mafia, whic...
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ISIS withdraws offer to merge with Amnesty

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It was reported exactly a year ago that ISIS (IS, ISIL, Daesh, Satanic State, or whatever you want to call them) had been so impressed by ...
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Monday, 19 October 2015

How to be a Good Pope

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Since it is quite likely that two or three of my readers will end up as Pope one day, it would be helpful to give them some advice how to be...
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Sunday, 18 October 2015

Jesus holds a Synod

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Biblical accounts are a little sketchy about this event, but we have found a little-known contemporary document, the Gospel according to St ...
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Saturday, 17 October 2015

Fraser St Giles to be closed down

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Following a remarkable article in the Guardian , proposing a "Beeching axe" to English country churches (Anglican, presumably, alt...
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Wednesday, 14 October 2015

The Pope gets a letter

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So, this is instalment three of my bulletins from the synod in Rome. Yesterday, I was invited to tea with Pope Francis, which of course mean...
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Sunday, 11 October 2015

A guide to Britain, part 2

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Continued from Part 1 . In the first part of this "Guide for foreigners", we introduced various mostly well-known religious figur...
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Sunday at the Synod

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We don't normally do two consecutive blog posts on the same subject, but as the only reliable (and saved) English-speaking reporter at t...
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Thursday, 8 October 2015

News from the Synod

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The Synod on the Family has been going very well this week, but the reports you are getting from people like Fr Rosica of Sue and Litigate ...
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Sunday, 4 October 2015

The parable of the wheat and the tares

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There was a man who sowed good cardinal seed in his field: among the numerous varieties planted there were Burkeus Cappamagnificus , a tradi...
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Saturday, 3 October 2015

Wake up, Poli, I've got a nice cuttlefish for you!

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During the 2013 papal conclave, I was invited to adopt a cardinal , and I was assigned Marc Ouellet, a generally orthodox and mostly-saved ...
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