Saturday, 19 November 2016

How to be a Good Pope 5

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Continued from Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3 . and Part 4 . The story so far: you have issued a spicy exhortation Appassionata Erotica , in wh...
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Wednesday, 16 November 2016

Saint of the Week - St Antony of Spadaro

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St Antony of Spadaro is a much-loved saint, and in many ways the opposite of his namesake St Antony of Padua. When people wish to lose objec...
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Saturday, 12 November 2016

Our religious experts comment on Trump's victory

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Pope Francis . My children, you know that I never make judgements on people, I'm just not that sort of person. So, although Donald Tru...
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Wednesday, 9 November 2016

Hillary demands back her soul

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Following her unsuccessful campaign to be the first woman president of the United States of America, Hillary Clinton has sent a stern e-mai...
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Thursday, 3 November 2016

The Book of Brexodus, Chapter 8

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Continued from Chapter 7. 1. And the children of Bri-tain continued to wait for May-gog to trigger the 50th article, so that the seas coul...
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Wednesday, 2 November 2016

The Pope's new Beatitudes

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1. And FRANCIS went up unto a high place, namely the Alitalia flight from Malmo to Rome, and spake these words. The Sermon in the Plane. ...
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Monday, 31 October 2016

New faces at the Congregation for Divine Worship

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Having sacked Cardinals Burke, Scola, Pell, Ouellet, Ranjith etc. from the Congregation for Divine Worship, Pope Francis has brought in some...
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Thursday, 27 October 2016

An interview with Cardinal Kasper

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For many Catholics, Cardinal Walter Kasper, the Vatican's Prefect of the Congregation for Introducing New Heresies, is a Godlike figure....
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Monday, 24 October 2016

Don't mention your faith!

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Following Pope Francis's advice to a girl that she should avoid convincing people of her faith , the Holy Father has asked me to clarify...
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Sunday, 16 October 2016

Martin Luther to be canonized

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As part of the celebrations of the Reformation, and to mark his excellent relations with the Lutherans - "After all, they're far mo...
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Thursday, 13 October 2016

How we know we are living in the End Times

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From the 3rd Letter of St Paul to the Jesuits. 1. Now, brothers, many of ye have asked me, "How shall we know that the Day of the Lor...
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Monday, 10 October 2016

Pope Francis makes a cardinal error

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The Catholic Church was reeling in shock and dismay today, as it was announced that Pope Francis had decided to appoint Archbishop Blase Cup...
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Sunday, 9 October 2016

The religion that threatens Christianity

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Am I going to attack Islam again? Am I going to have another kick at secular humanism (atheism)? No, there is a worse threat to church-goers...
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Saturday, 8 October 2016

Proverbs

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It's time for another instalment of the Eccles Bible project , in which we explain the books of the Bible to atheists, Jesuits, and oth...
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Friday, 7 October 2016

Anglicans and Catholics agree to unite

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Following very friendly discussions between Pope Francis and Justin Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury, it has been decided that the time has...
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