Wednesday, 31 January 2018

Demon complains about being silenced

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Judaea, AD 30. The celebrity demon Nitram, who was scheduled to possess the soul of Mr Rusay, a local pastor, has complained about the act...
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Tim Kaine goes to Confession

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This probably breaks several of the rules about the secrecy of the confessional, but we must take the risk. The penitent may have been a di...
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Tuesday, 30 January 2018

Pope Francis announces a cultural revolution

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In his latest document Gaudeamus Igitur , our great Chairman Francis has announced a "cultural revolution" in pontifical universit...
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Sunday, 28 January 2018

I stand by Fr James Martin SJ!

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Today's big question is the following: if someone is demonically possessed, should we stop them from speaking in church? Fr James Martin...
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Saturday, 27 January 2018

Trump criticised over award to Francis

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The "Holy Father" of the Republican Church, Pope Donald, has been severely criticised by pious Republicans over his award to Presi...
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Friday, 26 January 2018

The Pope Francis book of vegetables

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Everyone should explore the Pope Francis Lexicon , in which a bunch of oddballs, alt-Catholics, freaks, heretics, Protestants, loonies and ...
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Thursday, 25 January 2018

A guest post from Peter Hitchens (age 11)

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In skool we have been studdying the CATHLIC MATERS under Queen Elizzabeth, who was CHURCH OF ENGGLAND cheers cheers, and not a nasty Cathli...
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Wednesday, 24 January 2018

Pope appoints a new leader for China

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In return for Pope Francis's generous gesture in allowing the Chinese government to sack validly ordained Catholic bishops and appoint ...
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Saturday, 20 January 2018

Pope Francis goes into orbit

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It has long been realised that Pope Francis is a little bored with Planet Earth, and does most of his good work (e.g. developing new Catholi...
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Thursday, 18 January 2018

How a pope should give out medals

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This is the latest instalment in our self-help guide "How to be a good pope" , designed to help those of our readers who may sudde...
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I'll be the Eminence Grey, sir!

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To celebrate Cardinal Vincent Nichols's recent complete and utter silence on moral issues such as abortion, and his new support of the d...
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Monday, 15 January 2018

A retirement plan for the Pope

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Vatican memorandum - confidential. In view of the Pope's increasingly bizarre behaviour - for many people the award of the title of C...
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Friday, 12 January 2018

Sherlock Holmes and the Dictator Pope

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Not many of my readers will know that my friend Sherlock Holmes was a faithful Catholic: it is true that, having been brought up by Jesuits,...
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Saturday, 6 January 2018

How to spot an unsaved person

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Let's start the year as we mean to continue, with works of mercy, which include smiting the heretic (or at least, instructing the ignora...
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Friday, 5 January 2018

Why the Pope is right about everything

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What I did in my holidays , by Stephen Rex Mottram Walford, aged 9. In my holidays I went to Rome to talk to the Pope, who is a big fat m...
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Saturday, 30 December 2017

The mystery of the shepherds

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Many writers have speculated about the identities of the Magi, most recently Fr Dwight Longenecker . Clearly, many questions are still to be...
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