Friday, 27 April 2018

The Gospel according to St Malcolm

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1. And they brought unto Jesus a sick baby, saying "Master, wilt thou heal this child, or at least take him to Rome, where he may be c...
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Wednesday, 25 April 2018

Career options in the modern world

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As regular readers of this blog will know, I am a particularly nasty piece of work. My way of relaxing in the evening is to pull the wings o...
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Friday, 20 April 2018

English bishops to be replaced by jelly-babies

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Following a report describing the Catholic Bishops' Conference of England and Wales as a "spineless bunch of jellies", Pope Fr...
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Sunday, 15 April 2018

The "Pope Francis is wonderful" conference

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After a rather grim week caused by news of Ealing, Alfie Evans, Syria, etc. it was a great pleasure to be invited to the "Pope Francis ...
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Thursday, 12 April 2018

Ealing Council wins prestigious Heinrich Himmler award

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Following its decision to impose a "safe" zone round its flagship baby-slaughtering facility, Ealing Council has been enthusiastic...
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Tuesday, 10 April 2018

Gaudete et Exsultate - Goad and Insult

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This is the latest instalment in our " How to be a good Pope " series, and explains how you can issue a Call to Holiness, while at...
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Tuesday, 3 April 2018

Father Jekyll and Pope Hyde

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One of the classics of Gothic horror is the story of Father Jekoglio, the humble Argentine priest, who became interested in chemical resear...
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Friday, 30 March 2018

Pope Francis admits that Hell exists

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We have been lucky enough to be granted an interview with Pope Francis (yes, that Pope Francis). In fact we never actually met him, or spok...
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Thursday, 29 March 2018

The crimes of Cardinal Pell

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A transcript of a confidential telephone conversation between Mgr Embezzla of the Vatican Bank and Superintendent Didgeridoo of the Australi...
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Tuesday, 20 March 2018

Who wrote that book about the Pope?

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At last the secret is out, and we can reveal who wrote that notorious book about the Pope, a best-seller that has brought its author riche...
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Friday, 16 March 2018

How to write nice things about a Pope

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This is an instalment in our self-help guide "How to be a good pope", but is really intended for retired popes rather than ones st...
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Tuesday, 13 March 2018

Tributes to Pope Francis on his 5th anniversary

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Five years ago today, a figure dressed in white came out on the balcony of St Peter's, to be greeted by enthusiastic cries of "Who...
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Thursday, 8 March 2018

The Book of St Richard, Chapter 26

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Continued from Chapter 25 . 1. And it came to pass that Richard spake out on the subject of food. 2. "What if human meat is grown? C...
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Wednesday, 7 March 2018

How social media bring people to the Catholic Church

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In the news this week is Youtuber (whatever that is) Lizzie Estrella Reezay, who has announced her conversion to Catholicism. Apparently, ...
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Saturday, 3 March 2018

Snopes fact-checks the Eccles blog

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CLAIM: Snopes.com , the left-wing fact-checking site, motto: "Don't believe what they say about Obama, but do believe what they sa...
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