Friday, 31 July 2020

How not to break the Ten Commandments in church

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Following the well-deserved triumph of "IDOLS" in the World Cup of Liturgical Abuses , perhaps because their use is so obviously a...
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Tuesday, 28 July 2020

AOC is the future of the Catholic Church

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In a brilliant piece of writing, it has been revealed that Alexandria Occasional-Cortex (the woman with the part-time brain), alias AOC, is...
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Monday, 20 July 2020

Receiving in the hand or on the tongue?

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And there came unto the prophet Eccles a holy priest who asked the following question: A real toughie! So Eccles consulted a few friend...
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Sunday, 12 July 2020

Hagia Sophia to become an Anglican cathedral

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Seeing that his decision to turn the once-Christian Hagia Sophia into a mosque has been condemned worldwide, President Erdoğan of Turkey has...
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Wednesday, 8 July 2020

The next Pope

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The Rome correspondent Edward Pentin has written a book detailing some possible successors of Pope Francis in the Chair of St Peter. Not tha...
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Thursday, 2 July 2020

Sir Michael versus St Michael

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Sir Michael Palin, by and large a very funny comedian and all round nice guy (yes, I've even met him), has objected to the medal that g...
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Monday, 29 June 2020

Get your black market tickets for Mass!

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In England and Wales, we can all go to Mass again on Sunday 5th July, BUT we are limited by social distancing to about 1/6 of our normal att...
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Sunday, 28 June 2020

The eight worst liturgical abuses

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On to the quarter-finals of the World Cup of Liturgical Abuses, decided by votes on Twitter polls. Follow the hashtag #WCLA and ignore the W...
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Saturday, 27 June 2020

Three news items

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The Catholic Bishops of England and Wales have produced their guidelines for the Celebration of Mass, once this becomes possible again on Ju...
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Monday, 22 June 2020

The Great Escape

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The thrilling story of how Emeritus Pope Benedict XVI escaped from prison in Regensburg and made his way back to Rome. We all thought that...
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Saturday, 20 June 2020

The Book of Covidicus - Chapter 5 - No BALM in Gilead

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Continued from Chapter 4. 1. Now there was dwelling in the land of Bri-tain a man named Dominus Vobis Cummings, who was an adviser to Bo-s...
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Sunday, 14 June 2020

Zanchetta back in favour, with McCarrick to follow

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Great new for fans of Bishop Gustavo Zanchetta, the bishop suspended last year after reports that he had sexually abused seminarians and had...
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Tuesday, 9 June 2020

Mogg turns to the dark side

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The scene is breakfast at Mogg Towers. The Right Honourable Jacob Rees-Mogg, Leader of the House of Commons and Lord President of the Counc...
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Saturday, 6 June 2020

Emperor Nero, pray for us

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Rome, 68 AD. St James Martin (James the least of all), a very well known disciple with many followers, today offended Christians by mainta...
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