Friday, 28 August 2020

It's Supernun!

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In a previous post we asked Sister Judy Piranha of the Nuns of Herod to explain why voting Democrat was the only reasonable possibility f...
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Sunday, 23 August 2020

Pay nuns more so that they can make moral judgements!!??

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Today, a guest post from Sister Judy Piranha, of the Nuns for Herod, who led prayers at the Democrat National Convention . Coo-ee everyone...
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Friday, 21 August 2020

The World Cup of Ugly Churches - nominations requested

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Time for another World Cup. We've done Bad hymns (Lord of the Dance), Bad cardinals (Cupich), Bad Catholic journalists (James Martin),...
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Monday, 17 August 2020

Jim Wrong-un to address Democratic People's Convention

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As reported by North Korea , the North Korean Jesuit magazine (editor Jim Wrong-un), Father Jim Wrong-un SJ has been invited to address the...
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Sunday, 16 August 2020

The Book of Covidicus, Chapter 6: How to avoid Qu'ran'tain

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Continued from Chapter 5. 1. After forty days and forty nights the people of BALM ceased to wage war on statues, and the children of Br...
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Friday, 14 August 2020

Day of Judgement marks downgraded

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August 14th 2021 Religious leaders have complained that the results of the Day of Judgement are "a complete fiasco" and "un...
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Thursday, 13 August 2020

How to be a Catholic

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Many readers have written to me, saying, "I'm just an ordinary sort of guy, who would quite like to be a priest/Pope/President of ...
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Wednesday, 12 August 2020

Bi-elzebub appoints Ka-Moloch as his running mate

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As the battle of Armageddon draws closer, the demon candidate Joe Bi-elzebub has finally nominated Ka-Moloch as his running-mate. He had a r...
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Sunday, 9 August 2020

The Dark Lord Bauron calls a meeting

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So it came to pass that the Dark Lord (Bishop) Bauron called a secret conference of his allies : there came unto his online DOOM meeting a ...
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Friday, 31 July 2020

How not to break the Ten Commandments in church

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Following the well-deserved triumph of "IDOLS" in the World Cup of Liturgical Abuses , perhaps because their use is so obviously a...
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Tuesday, 28 July 2020

AOC is the future of the Catholic Church

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In a brilliant piece of writing, it has been revealed that Alexandria Occasional-Cortex (the woman with the part-time brain), alias AOC, is...
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Monday, 20 July 2020

Receiving in the hand or on the tongue?

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And there came unto the prophet Eccles a holy priest who asked the following question: A real toughie! So Eccles consulted a few friend...
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Sunday, 12 July 2020

Hagia Sophia to become an Anglican cathedral

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Seeing that his decision to turn the once-Christian Hagia Sophia into a mosque has been condemned worldwide, President Erdoğan of Turkey has...
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Wednesday, 8 July 2020

The next Pope

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The Rome correspondent Edward Pentin has written a book detailing some possible successors of Pope Francis in the Chair of St Peter. Not tha...
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Thursday, 2 July 2020

Sir Michael versus St Michael

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Sir Michael Palin, by and large a very funny comedian and all round nice guy (yes, I've even met him), has objected to the medal that g...
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Monday, 29 June 2020

Get your black market tickets for Mass!

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In England and Wales, we can all go to Mass again on Sunday 5th July, BUT we are limited by social distancing to about 1/6 of our normal att...
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