Wednesday, 26 May 2021

How to get rid of the Latin Mass

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It's time for another in our long-running series on "How to be a good pope," which is proving unmissable reading for those car...
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Monday, 24 May 2021

The Book of St Richard, Chapter 29

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Continued from Chapter 28. 1. One day, Richard looked at himself in the glass and said "Am I not a perfect being?" 2. ...
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Sunday, 23 May 2021

Nul points for the UK bishops

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Eurovision song contest news. Well, it was "nul points" for the bishops of England, Scotland, and Wales this week, as their pas...
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Saturday, 22 May 2021

The very first synod

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Scene: the Garden of Eden, c. 4004 B.C. Present: Adam, Eve, Serpent, all naked.* *An old custom for synods revived in Germany in 2025. ...
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Tuesday, 18 May 2021

Cure found for Dawkins Syndrome

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Many parents are worried that their babies may be born with Dawkins Syndrome, especially when a pre-natal scan shows a scowling baby with a ...
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Saturday, 15 May 2021

The Roman Church breaks away

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A guest post from the German bishops, with additional material from Fr James Martin LGBTSJ, Cardinal Cupich, etc. We are deeply sorry that...
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The Book of Covidicus 15: a new threat

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Continued from Chapter 14. 1. So the weeks rolled on, and the children of Bri-tain received the magic vixen that promised immortality. 2...
Saturday, 8 May 2021

Pope Francis to collaborate with Harry and Meghan

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Having sent a nessage to Vax Live , "the concert to reunite the world", chaired by the Duke and Duchess of Sussex (hereafter, Harr...
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Monday, 3 May 2021

Massimo Faggioli, ambassador to the Holy See

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Following the departure of Callista Gingrich from the post of US ambassador to the Holy See, relations between God and Mammon were left in t...
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Thursday, 15 April 2021

Jesuits and Latinophobia

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Warning: this blog contains scenes of explicit Latin, and should not be made available to children and young people. It's been a bad...
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Monday, 12 April 2021

The Book of St Richard, Chapter 28

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Continued from Chapter 27 1. A year passed, and Richard achieved the age of four score; thus, he reflected on the words of the psalm : 2....
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Saturday, 10 April 2021

Death of a god

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Today we have an exclusive interview with Archbishop Charles Anne Andrew Edward, the head of the Prince Philip religion in the New Hebrides,...
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Wednesday, 7 April 2021

Tributes to a great figure in theology

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Thanks for the idea to an anonymous reader. The Pontifical Academy for Life has just lamented a great loss to Catholicism in the following...
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Monday, 5 April 2021

The Balham police go church-raiding

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Scene 1: Balham Police Station. Inspector Thugg is directing his officers. Thugg: Well done, team. You really put those Polish Catholics i...
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Saturday, 3 April 2021

Dead people don't come back to life

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Today we have another guest post from Alice in Wonderland (age 11) of St Humanist's School, Birmingham. In January she explained very p...
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Wednesday, 31 March 2021

The Book of Covidicus 14: the Road Map

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Continued from Chapter 13. 1. Over the next month, the children of Bri-tain were mightily vaxed, some with the AstroLogica vixen, and some...
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Sunday, 28 March 2021

The CathEccles Herald - an apology

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From Chris Altar-stripper, Editor of the CathEccles Herald. With this witty and very moving piece about St Mary "the nympho" ...
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Saturday, 27 March 2021

Vatican sale - everything must go!

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The first we heard of this was on Wednesday, via Edward Pentin who bothers to read Vatican press releases so that we don't have to. Th...
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