Wednesday, 30 June 2021

Monty Python's Life of Jorge

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The surviving members of the Monty Python team have gathered together with some friends to produce a new comedy film, Monty Python's Lif...
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Tuesday, 29 June 2021

The Pope writes to the Beast

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Scholars have long known that James J. Martin S.J. was the Beast of the Apocalypse , and it was no surprise to Francis-watchers this week wh...
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Saturday, 26 June 2021

The Book of Covidicus 17: The Sins of Hanoch

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Continued from Chapter 16. 1. And now, Theophilus, I must break my rule of writing just one chapter for each month of these wondrous event...
Thursday, 24 June 2021

How can a pope make friends?

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Yes, it's another one in our "How to be a good pope" series, directed to those readers who are suddenly pushed out onto the pa...
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Saturday, 19 June 2021

Catholic bishops slammed for being Catholic

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Americans were up in arms today on learning that their Catholic bishops had voted by 168 to 55 to produce a document explaining Catholic tea...
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The Book of Covidicus 16: Freedom Postponed

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Continued from Chapter 15. 1. Now Bosis had decreed that on the longest day of the year, namely the twenty-first day of June, the children...
Friday, 11 June 2021

Let him who is without sin bowl the first ball

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Following evident signs that the Pope has lost interest in religion, and is now devoting his time 100% to environmental activism, the Englan...
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Tuesday, 1 June 2021

Eccles explains canon law

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Quaeritur: How can I arrange to be married in Westminster Cathedral? Canonist Eccles: Tell me about yourself. Q: Oo-er, cripes! I was b...
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Wednesday, 26 May 2021

How to get rid of the Latin Mass

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It's time for another in our long-running series on "How to be a good pope," which is proving unmissable reading for those car...
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Monday, 24 May 2021

The Book of St Richard, Chapter 29

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Continued from Chapter 28. 1. One day, Richard looked at himself in the glass and said "Am I not a perfect being?" 2. ...
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Sunday, 23 May 2021

Nul points for the UK bishops

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Eurovision song contest news. Well, it was "nul points" for the bishops of England, Scotland, and Wales this week, as their pas...
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Saturday, 22 May 2021

The very first synod

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Scene: the Garden of Eden, c. 4004 B.C. Present: Adam, Eve, Serpent, all naked.* *An old custom for synods revived in Germany in 2025. ...
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Tuesday, 18 May 2021

Cure found for Dawkins Syndrome

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Many parents are worried that their babies may be born with Dawkins Syndrome, especially when a pre-natal scan shows a scowling baby with a ...
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Saturday, 15 May 2021

The Roman Church breaks away

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A guest post from the German bishops, with additional material from Fr James Martin LGBTSJ, Cardinal Cupich, etc. We are deeply sorry that...
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The Book of Covidicus 15: a new threat

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Continued from Chapter 14. 1. So the weeks rolled on, and the children of Bri-tain received the magic vixen that promised immortality. 2...
Saturday, 8 May 2021

Pope Francis to collaborate with Harry and Meghan

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Having sent a nessage to Vax Live , "the concert to reunite the world", chaired by the Duke and Duchess of Sussex (hereafter, Harr...
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Monday, 3 May 2021

Massimo Faggioli, ambassador to the Holy See

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Following the departure of Callista Gingrich from the post of US ambassador to the Holy See, relations between God and Mammon were left in t...
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