Friday, 30 July 2021

Latindr App used to catch priests in compromising situations

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As reported by journalists from the Bitter Pillar (formerly the Tablet ), data from the popular social networking Latindr app, used b...
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Friday, 23 July 2021

The Book of Covidicus 18: Free Dom Day

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Continued from Chapter 17 1. After the departure of Matthew of Hanoch, Bosis gave his servant Sajidiah the task of healing all the sick in...
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Wednesday, 21 July 2021

Priest discovered in compromising locations

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The good kind people of The Pillar have reported on misconduct by Mgr Jeffrey Burrill, former general secretary of the U.S. bishops' ...
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Sunday, 18 July 2021

The World Cup of Francis achievements

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How will Pope Francis be remembered? Well, he's still chugging along on half a colon, and may have more plans up his sleeve, but it'...
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Saturday, 17 July 2021

Pope's doctors admit "we should have removed the spleen."

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The surgeons who removed Pope Francis's semi-colon this week have now admitted that they removed the wrong organ. "We see now that...
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Saturday, 10 July 2021

Worries grow over side-effects of Vaticanation

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The Vatican II jab, introduced in the 1960s as a way of countering the widespread TLM Cathovirus, has long been regarded with suspicion; in...
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Tuesday, 6 July 2021

How to be a Catholic blogger

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Since the only spiritually nourishing item of news this week is the de-colonization of the Pope, it seemed like a good idea to write about s...
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Wednesday, 30 June 2021

Monty Python's Life of Jorge

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The surviving members of the Monty Python team have gathered together with some friends to produce a new comedy film, Monty Python's Lif...
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Tuesday, 29 June 2021

The Pope writes to the Beast

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Scholars have long known that James J. Martin S.J. was the Beast of the Apocalypse , and it was no surprise to Francis-watchers this week wh...
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Saturday, 26 June 2021

The Book of Covidicus 17: The Sins of Hanoch

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Continued from Chapter 16. 1. And now, Theophilus, I must break my rule of writing just one chapter for each month of these wondrous event...
Thursday, 24 June 2021

How can a pope make friends?

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Yes, it's another one in our "How to be a good pope" series, directed to those readers who are suddenly pushed out onto the pa...
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Saturday, 19 June 2021

Catholic bishops slammed for being Catholic

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Americans were up in arms today on learning that their Catholic bishops had voted by 168 to 55 to produce a document explaining Catholic tea...
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The Book of Covidicus 16: Freedom Postponed

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Continued from Chapter 15. 1. Now Bosis had decreed that on the longest day of the year, namely the twenty-first day of June, the children...
Friday, 11 June 2021

Let him who is without sin bowl the first ball

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Following evident signs that the Pope has lost interest in religion, and is now devoting his time 100% to environmental activism, the Englan...
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Tuesday, 1 June 2021

Eccles explains canon law

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Quaeritur: How can I arrange to be married in Westminster Cathedral? Canonist Eccles: Tell me about yourself. Q: Oo-er, cripes! I was b...
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Wednesday, 26 May 2021

How to get rid of the Latin Mass

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It's time for another in our long-running series on "How to be a good pope," which is proving unmissable reading for those car...
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