Sunday, 20 March 2022

The Book of Covidicus 24 - they think it's all over

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Continued from Chapter 23 . 1. Two years after the coming of the plague, it was decided that, after all, it was no longer slaying all the ...
Sunday, 6 March 2022

From Russia with Hate

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The scene: KGB Headquarters, Moscow. In walks agent 666, "licensed to kirill", Vladimir Mikhailovich Gundyayev, code name Patriarc...
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Eight torture instruments

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The quarter-finals of the World Cup of Instruments in Hell went as follows: Bongo Drums 52.9 v Didgeridoo 47.1 Synthesiser 32.5 v Kazoo ...
Thursday, 24 February 2022

Fr Thomas Reese SJ decides to forgive God

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As "inspired" by this . I forgive God. I hope others can too. By Fr Thomas Reese LGBTSJ. I see God as a holy but flawed ind...
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Saturday, 19 February 2022

AI takes over the Catholic blogosphere

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Paying people to write spiritually nourishing content is so old-fashioned. I produce my stuff without being paid, and even the Jesuit Ameri...
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Thursday, 17 February 2022

Pope Francis goes on the attack

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Pope Francis has finally decided to clamp down on undesirable conduct in the Catholic Church. That's telling them! When asked to gi...
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Wednesday, 9 February 2022

The World Cup of Instruments in Hell

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Or should that be Instruments From Hell? If you go to the "other place", which of course the highly-saved readers of this blog pr...
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Sunday, 6 February 2022

False communications to be rebranded as jokes

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In the UK (and probably other countries) legislation is being formulated to prevent false communications on social media - you know, stateme...
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Tuesday, 1 February 2022

Same-sex couple raises Jesuit chick

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Barry and Joe, a male couple from the species Presidens Tyrannicus in Washington Zoo, are currently raising a Jesuit chick, which the keepe...
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Saturday, 29 January 2022

Freedom convoy approaches Rome

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The "Freedom convoy" of trucks, travelling towards Rome to demonstrate against the restrictions on the Traditional Latin Mass impo...
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Wednesday, 26 January 2022

The Book of Covidicus 23: let him eat cake!

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Continued from Chapter 22. 1. So the new year dawned, and the children of Bri-tain forgot the plague and worried instead about the wild pa...
Tuesday, 18 January 2022

Church Malicious exposes the Apostles!

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Welcome to Church Malicious, where lies and falsehoods are trapped and exposed! Or at least they were until we all went mad a few months a...
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Tuesday, 11 January 2022

Doing the Synod Walk

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Following a document circulated by the USCCB explaining the "attitudes" required for "walking the synodal path", we felt...
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Saturday, 8 January 2022

Jesubots recalled for reconfiguration

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Following Fr Thomas Reese SJ's description of Earth as one of God's failed experiments we can reveal that he is nearer to the truth...
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Thursday, 6 January 2022

Is Pope Francis a Trad?

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A Happy Epiphany to you all from me and Pope Francis. Most of the Catholic Church, and many Protestants, agree that January 6th is the corre...
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Friday, 31 December 2021

King Herod calls a Synod

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Judea, about 2 BC. King Herod is talking to his advisers about the possibility of murdering young children in Bethlehem. Herod: Thank ...
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