Tuesday, 30 August 2022

The 2nd World Cup of Bad Cardinals - the runners

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Well, it's not quite 4 years since the first World Cup of Bad Cardinals , but for obvious reasons now seems like an appropriate time to ...
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Sunday, 28 August 2022

An interview with Arthur Roche

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I was privileged to join Christopher Lambchop (of the Bitter Pill ) and Christopher Whitebait (of the Fishwrap ) in a sycophantic intervew o...
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Saturday, 27 August 2022

James Martin apologises

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Well, you know how it is. One of your best mates dies, and he just happens to be an embezzler who stole $450,000 to pay off a homosexual par...
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Friday, 5 August 2022

Al Capone makes a statement on the Chicago massacre

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Chicago, 1929. Cardinal Al Capone of the Chicago Outfit has issued a statement concerning the suppression of the North Side Institute on F...
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Sunday, 31 July 2022

A successful week for Pope Francis

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As Pope Francis keeps telling us, he is an old man, and starting to slow down. He hasn't slapped a pilgrim for several weeks, nor person...
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Saturday, 16 July 2022

Scalfari interviews Satan

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The scene: Hell. Satan is relaxing in a comfortable chair. Suddenly the late Eugenio Scalfari materialises before him. Satan: Ah, Scal...
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Tuesday, 31 May 2022

New disciple criticised

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Galilee, 27 AD approx. Criticism has come in of Our Lord Jesus's appointment of the American Judas McIscariot as a disciple. "Thi...
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Sunday, 29 May 2022

Uncle Arthur gets his red hat

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There will be dancing in the streets of Yorkshire tonight at the news that Batley boy Uncle Arthur Roche has finally been given a red hat by...
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Saturday, 21 May 2022

Archbishop does his duty shock horror

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The Catholic world is up in arms today at the news that the blessed devout Catholic Nancy Pelosi, speaker of the House of Representatives in...
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Tuesday, 17 May 2022

England needs a new patron saint.

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Dear St George, Bad news, I'm afraid. In the World Cup of Patron Saints of England you were knocked out in Round 2 (losing to Edward ...
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Sunday, 15 May 2022

A good pope deals with China

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Yes, it's another in that interminable series "How to be a good pope", intended as useful advice for those readers who will b...
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Wednesday, 4 May 2022

Child sacrifices to be restricted

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Peru, 1533. There has been outrage among leading Inca celebrities at reports that child sacrifices in the Empire are now to be greatly r...
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Sunday, 24 April 2022

World Cup of Patron Saints of England

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A bit of a new venture here - usually we go for Bad Hymns, Bad Cardinals, Ugly Churches, Instruments from Hell, etc. (and some of these cont...
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Thursday, 21 April 2022

Extreme Catholicism

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Adapted from Katherine Denkinson's piece about Extreme Catholicism . We read it so you don't have to - you'd probably need a su...
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Friday, 15 April 2022

Jesuits ask us to drop the Bible

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Following the enthusiastic reception of the Jesuits' latest idea - that we should stop reading St John's Gospel on Good Friday (a...
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Thursday, 14 April 2022

Elon Musk offers to buy the Catholic Church

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Elon Musk, said to be the richest man in the world after Cardinal Becciu, has made a bid of $666 billion for the Catholic Church (hereafter ...
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Sunday, 10 April 2022

Entering on a sacred journey of becoming whole

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Rowan Williams, former Archbishop of Canterbury, has signed a letter to Boris Johnson condemning Conversion Therapy for "trans"...
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Sunday, 20 March 2022

The Book of Covidicus 24 - they think it's all over

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Continued from Chapter 23 . 1. Two years after the coming of the plague, it was decided that, after all, it was no longer slaying all the ...