Wednesday, 19 October 2022

Satan appointed to Pontifical Academy for Life

›
Archbishop Paglia has expressed his delight at the appointment of Satan, the well-known religious figure, as a new member of the Pontifical ...
9 comments:
Sunday, 2 October 2022

Melon girl bad!

›
Some of our leading Catholic commentators (notably Massimo "Beans" Faggioli and Christopher "Lambchop" Lamb) have pointe...
2 comments:
Sunday, 25 September 2022

The synod to end all synods

›
Yes, it's the synod to end all synods. A small group of specially-chosen "experts" is going through all the reports received f...
6 comments:
Tuesday, 20 September 2022

The eight worst cardinals

›
The second World Cup of Bad Cardinals has reached the quarter-final knockout stage, and we have the following contests to look forward to....
1 comment:
Tuesday, 30 August 2022

The 2nd World Cup of Bad Cardinals - the runners

›
Well, it's not quite 4 years since the first World Cup of Bad Cardinals , but for obvious reasons now seems like an appropriate time to ...
12 comments:
Sunday, 28 August 2022

An interview with Arthur Roche

›
I was privileged to join Christopher Lambchop (of the Bitter Pill ) and Christopher Whitebait (of the Fishwrap ) in a sycophantic intervew o...
5 comments:
Saturday, 27 August 2022

James Martin apologises

›
Well, you know how it is. One of your best mates dies, and he just happens to be an embezzler who stole $450,000 to pay off a homosexual par...
1 comment:
Friday, 5 August 2022

Al Capone makes a statement on the Chicago massacre

›
Chicago, 1929. Cardinal Al Capone of the Chicago Outfit has issued a statement concerning the suppression of the North Side Institute on F...
6 comments:
Sunday, 31 July 2022

A successful week for Pope Francis

›
As Pope Francis keeps telling us, he is an old man, and starting to slow down. He hasn't slapped a pilgrim for several weeks, nor person...
10 comments:
Saturday, 16 July 2022

Scalfari interviews Satan

›
The scene: Hell. Satan is relaxing in a comfortable chair. Suddenly the late Eugenio Scalfari materialises before him. Satan: Ah, Scal...
9 comments:
Tuesday, 31 May 2022

New disciple criticised

›
Galilee, 27 AD approx. Criticism has come in of Our Lord Jesus's appointment of the American Judas McIscariot as a disciple. "Thi...
9 comments:
Sunday, 29 May 2022

Uncle Arthur gets his red hat

›
There will be dancing in the streets of Yorkshire tonight at the news that Batley boy Uncle Arthur Roche has finally been given a red hat by...
2 comments:
Saturday, 21 May 2022

Archbishop does his duty shock horror

›
The Catholic world is up in arms today at the news that the blessed devout Catholic Nancy Pelosi, speaker of the House of Representatives in...
2 comments:
Tuesday, 17 May 2022

England needs a new patron saint.

›
Dear St George, Bad news, I'm afraid. In the World Cup of Patron Saints of England you were knocked out in Round 2 (losing to Edward ...
2 comments:
Sunday, 15 May 2022

A good pope deals with China

›
Yes, it's another in that interminable series "How to be a good pope", intended as useful advice for those readers who will b...
4 comments: