Monday, 21 August 2023

The eight worst synodal horrors

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So the World Cup of Synodal Horrors , a little diversion to prepare you for the heretical bedlam expected in October, has reached the quarte...
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Monday, 14 August 2023

"Coming out" - a new book from Martintrash (TM)

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Was Pontius Pilate the "beloved disciple" in John's Gospel? Did Mary Magdalene write Matthew's Gospel? Was Laza...
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Wednesday, 2 August 2023

The Book of St Richard, Chapter 30

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Continued from Chapter 29 . 1. Two more years passed, O Theophilus, and Richard continued to rage against God, and especiall...
Saturday, 29 July 2023

World Cup of Synod Horrors - nominations please!

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In memory of the recently deceased Synod O'Contrick, one of the great enemies of the Catholic Church, we are now going to run a World Cu...
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Sunday, 23 July 2023

Catholic Church to be renamed "Y"

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In a desperate attempt to modernize the Catholic Church, Pope Francis announced today that from now on, the social media organization relig...
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Saturday, 8 July 2023

The last 8 royal saints

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The results of the final rounds of the World Cup of Royal Saints will be posted here as we have them. Quarter-finals, starting on Jul...
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Sunday, 2 July 2023

Nobody expects the Argentine Inquisition

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Nobody expects the Argentine Inquisition! Our main weapon is kissing... kissing and healing... two main weapons. And a fanatical devotion to...
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Wednesday, 21 June 2023

The synod of bishops will welcome (nearly) everyone

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It's the day the whole Catholic Church has been waiting for: the Instrumentum Laboris for the forthcoming Synod of Synodal Bishops on S...
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Tuesday, 13 June 2023

A guide to Reformation Architecture

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Many people travelling round Britain have visited architectural wonders such as Fountains Abbey, Rievaulx Abbey, Byland Abbey... oh, there a...
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Sunday, 4 June 2023

The World Cup of Royal Saints - nominations please

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As promised several weeks ago, I'm going to run a World Cup of Royal Saints using Twitter polls (as long as Uncle Elon lets me). All the...
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Friday, 2 June 2023

It's WRATH Pride!

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We are absolutely FURIOUS that governments, businesses, and even churches are ignoring WRATH PRIDE! Other deadly sins get their month of gl...
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Sunday, 28 May 2023

Indietrists told to "take a hike"

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Following the recommendations from Pope Francis and Arthur Roche that pre-2013 Catholics ("indietrists", "backwardists",...
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Thursday, 25 May 2023

New Auckland-rite vestments available

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Following the lead of Bishop Stephen Lowe of Auckland, New Zealand, Gammarelli's outfitters has now agreed to stock the new "Snicke...
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