Friday, 27 October 2023

The World Cup of Synod Jargon

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The only way to understand the purpose of this Synod on Synodality is to see how people have described it. Accordingly we shall hold a Worl...
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Monday, 23 October 2023

Dead people awareness month

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Are you tired of Black Non-binary History Month? Do you yawn when reminded that it's Transgender Lives Support Week? Can you really bear...
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Thursday, 5 October 2023

We eavesdropped on the Synod

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Nothing can keep down an ace reporter. I gatecrashed the 2013 conclave by borrowing a cardinal's robes (without permission, in fact), an...
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Tuesday, 26 September 2023

Marko Rupnik to participate in the Great Synod

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In an unusual exercise of papal authority, Pope Francis has appointed the distinguished artist Fr Marko Rupnik (sometimes referred to as ...
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Friday, 15 September 2023

Fr Spadaro takes up education

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Over now to St Bergoglio's Jesuit College, where the head teacher is just introducing a VERY IMPORTANT PERSON to the primary class. HT...
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Saturday, 9 September 2023

More about "Come Forth"

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Disclaimer: when I last wrote about Fr James Martin LGBTSJ's new book , I thought I was joking when I said that "Come Forth...
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Tuesday, 5 September 2023

Mongolians shocked as Genghis Khan praises Pope Francis

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A surprise message received from the afterlife, which has been attributed to the late Genghis Khan, has shocked faithful Mongolians becaus...
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Monday, 21 August 2023

The eight worst synodal horrors

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So the World Cup of Synodal Horrors , a little diversion to prepare you for the heretical bedlam expected in October, has reached the quarte...
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Monday, 14 August 2023

"Coming out" - a new book from Martintrash (TM)

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Was Pontius Pilate the "beloved disciple" in John's Gospel? Did Mary Magdalene write Matthew's Gospel? Was Laza...
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Wednesday, 2 August 2023

The Book of St Richard, Chapter 30

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Continued from Chapter 29 . 1. Two more years passed, O Theophilus, and Richard continued to rage against God, and especiall...
Saturday, 29 July 2023

World Cup of Synod Horrors - nominations please!

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In memory of the recently deceased Synod O'Contrick, one of the great enemies of the Catholic Church, we are now going to run a World Cu...
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Sunday, 23 July 2023

Catholic Church to be renamed "Y"

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In a desperate attempt to modernize the Catholic Church, Pope Francis announced today that from now on, the social media organization relig...
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Saturday, 8 July 2023

The last 8 royal saints

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The results of the final rounds of the World Cup of Royal Saints will be posted here as we have them. Quarter-finals, starting on Jul...
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Sunday, 2 July 2023

Nobody expects the Argentine Inquisition

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Nobody expects the Argentine Inquisition! Our main weapon is kissing... kissing and healing... two main weapons. And a fanatical devotion to...
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