This is the spiritual journey of me, Eccles, my big brother Bosco, and my Grate-Anti Moly. Eccles is saved, but we've got real problems with Bosco and Anti.
Saturday 6 July 2024
The Book of Numbskulls 2 - after the fall of Bosis
After some delay, continued from Chapter 1.
1. Following the fall of Bosis, it was decided that the children of Bri-tain would be led by his servant Trusshua.
But Liz telleth Liz that she will not be around for long.
2. Thus Trusshua went to see the Queen of Elisheba to receive the holy seals of office.
3. And such was the joy of Elisheba that she died three days later, to be succeeded by her eldest son,
the King Charlemagne III.
The Lady of the Lake giveth the sword to Charlemagne.
4. So for ten days there was no government, as the country went into mourning, and the critics said:
"All goeth very well at present. Can we not mourn for a few more years?"
5. But it was not to be, and Trusshua was obliged to govern. Thus she asked her chancellor, the Quartengmaster,
to produce a mini-budgie, which would greatly increase the wealth of the people of Bri-tain.
6. However, the mini-budgie refused to fly, and the people were exceedingly wrathful.
7. Indeed, they stayed wrathful for another eighteen months, as we shall see.
This budgie is not more. It hath ceased to be.
8. Thus it was decided that Trusshua must go. But she spake out boldly, saying "I am a fighter not a quitter."
9. And then she resigned on the next day.
10. So this time the Conservatites decided that voting on a new leader was not a good idea.
11. Besides, if
they chose anyone except Rishi the Sunakite, he would destroy the lucky one with
plagues of cake and budgies.
12. Thus Rishi went to see King Charlemagne, to tell him that he was
the people's choice.
13. And thus he was ready to meet other world leaders too.
Bless you! I'm the people's choice too!
To be continued.
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