Sunday, 2 June 2013

The Beaky folk of Creepy Crawley

Misposted by Archdruid Eileen after an overdose of Pimm's.

Beaky folk

Liturgy for use at a memorial service for Bill Pertwee of Dad's Army.

Archdruid: We are gathered together to remember William (Bill) Pertwee, who so movingly played Warden Hodges in Dad's Army. May perpetual light shine upon him and...

Omnes: Put that light out!

Bill Pertwee

The late William Pertwee.

Archdruid: Ruddy hooligans!

Omnes: Now look 'ere, Napoleon...

verger

Verger (sotto voce): Her reverence isn't going to like this...

Archdruid: All right, let's have a little Gregorian chant to calm ourselves down here.

Anthem: Quem te decipere putas, O Hitlere?*

*Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler?

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8 comments:

  1. Tony Flavin2 June 2013 at 20:47

    Nothing to say, I just want to beat Jessica

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    1. FrereRabit2 June 2013 at 21:14

      Eccles, nobody is convinced by your new comedy deacon sockpuppet, so please retire him immediately and leave comments to genuine posters.

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    2. Tony Flavin2 June 2013 at 21:48

      Shush bruvver lapin. I have lots of sock piggies, a whole litter of them.

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    3. tro2 June 2013 at 23:40

      "I just want to beat Jessica"

      You might want to rephrase that, m8: it sounds rather menacing.

      You'd almost think you had issues or something, m8.

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    4. Tony Flavin3 June 2013 at 01:28

      Honi soit...

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    5. FrereRabit3 June 2013 at 22:57

      Whatever turns you on, honi.
      http://brotherlapin.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/dogflavin.jpg

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  2. Archdruid Eileen2 June 2013 at 21:03

    This is clearly a fake, as nothing has exploded and ARP Warden Hodges has banned all the tea lights.

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  3. Unknown3 June 2013 at 17:51

    Jessica never answers this type of post - tough luck!

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