Thursday, 4 July 2013

I'm a Catholic and I'm O.K.

Here at last is the song that will offend Obama, Cameron, Hollande, Kenny, ... All of them. If you don't know the tune, you can find it here. 
Oh, I'm a Catholic, and I'm okay,
I go to church and I like to pray.
the choir

The choir 

CHORUS: He's a Catholic, and he's okay,
He goes to church and he likes to pray.

I go to Mass, I genuflect,
I say the Rosary.
On Fridays I go shopping
And eat just fish for tea.

CHOIR: He goes to Mass, he genuflects,
He says the Rosary.
On Fridays he goes shopping
And eats just fish for tea.
probably a Catholic bird

Probably a Catholic bird. 

CHORUS: He's a Catholic, and he's okay,
He goes to church and he likes to pray.

I go to Mass, confess my sins,
I feel that God is near.
I don't think that abortion
Is such a good idea.

CHOIR: He goes to Mass, confesses sins,
He feels that God is near.
He doesn't think abortion is such a good idea???
WHAT???
fiend

A nasty pro-life Catholic fiend. We hates them. 

CHORUS: He's a Catholic, and he's okay,
He goes to church and he likes to pray.

I go to Mass, I shun divorce,
I'm definitely pro-life.
I don't think that two men can
Be called "husband and wife".

CHOIR: He goes to Mass, he shuns divorce
He's definitely pro-life??? How dare he?
He doesn't think two men can be called "husband and wife"???
Bigot! Lock him up!
Palin and Booth

Oh Bevis! And I always thought you were a Tablet Catholic!

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8 comments:

  1. Lisa Graas4 July 2013 at 20:05

    This is a very #Saved post.

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  2. Jessica Hoff4 July 2013 at 20:11

    PC PC will be coming for you, darling eccles - we shall give you shelter :) xx Jess

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  3. jadis5 July 2013 at 16:19

    Am I too late for the buttered scones?

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  4. the Feds5 July 2013 at 19:18

    How will I explain the hysterical laughter emitting from my office at work? Or, as Ricky Ricardo used to say... "I've got a lot of 'splainin' to do!

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  5. the Feds5 July 2013 at 19:19

    I'll blame it on a Norwegian Blue...

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  6. FrereRabit6 July 2013 at 21:53

    Dear Sir,

    We Python traditionalists have a little more respect for the Lumberjack Song than you do, and to see it rendered into lines that do not scan, sanitised with all the transvestite references removed, and shockingly suggesting that gay marriage might not be a good idea, is quite frankly a disgrace.

    When you reach the age where you are eligible to pick up your free bus pass and join ACTA you may regret expressing such unfashionable orthodox Catholic satire.

    Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells.

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    1. Eccles6 July 2013 at 23:22

      Dere bruvver rabit, I fink it scans as well as de original, anyways.

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  7. jadis6 July 2013 at 23:19

    Are there buttered scones for all - or just for the many? When the lumberjacks dress in womens' clothing, do they mince off to Farm Street?

    And now for something completely different.

    I'm off to Savanarola's Bonfire of the Vanities to get some grilled deaconburgers.

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